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re: New neighbors moving in next door
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:35 pm to Btrtigerfan
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:35 pm to Btrtigerfan
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Find out if he has a duck lease, a camp/condo on the coast, or a hot wife. React accordingly.
Agree.
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:36 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
We gave our neighbors a gift when we moved into the neighborhood and they haven't talked to us in the 11 years we've lived here.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:38 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Invite them over
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:39 pm to SidewalkDawg
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GTFO with this shite.
What was I thinking? This will never work.
Bring over a gallon of lube and some ball gags. Ask them if they have any home sex tapes available on the Internet.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:39 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
What color are they?
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:40 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Walk over with a 12 pack and drink a few with them. If they seem ok then invite them over
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:40 pm to Scruffy
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Borrow his lawnmower and never return it.
If he's in BR, it's more like steal his lawnmower and sell for meth money.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:42 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Ask the neighbors if they have facebook.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:43 pm to Scruffy
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What if his wife is ugly?
OP didn't give enough info.
Kinda pissed about the lack of pics here, too.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:43 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Really though. Potluck??? If anything treat them. Do you think they want to be guilted to cooking for some strangers while they are trying to set up their home? Find out if he watches college football and is cool with you dressing a deer in plain view of their windows.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:44 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Tell them not to peek over the fence because you like to sunbathe in the nude. Then wink at the wife.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:46 pm to Eightballjacket
Candlesticks always make a nice gift.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:48 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
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My wife insists we invite them over for a potluck
Man I hate the term potluck. It's irrational, I know.
Your neighbor may think like me, so if you do this, just call it a fricking dinner like the rest of the civilized world.
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:49 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Take a shite in their yard
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:50 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
I usually just wave my dick at them and say "you'll be seeing a lot of this"
They usually leave me the frick alone after that and I don't have to worry about a potluck
They usually leave me the frick alone after that and I don't have to worry about a potluck
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:50 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:51 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
Your wife tryna bang the neighbor
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:51 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
when I moved into my house, the pudgy girl living next door baked me some brownies...I could see where she ate 3 or 4 of them before she brought them over...
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:54 pm to Les Miles Lunchbox
see if they swing
Posted on 8/30/16 at 8:57 pm to malvin
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Walk over with a 12 pack and drink a few with them. If they seem ok then invite them over
This is closest to the correct answer so far. I have moved a bunch over the years so I know about this. NEVER start with a full meal, it's a lot like a blind date, if they are weird as frick you don't want to be stuck there. Start with a beer, a drink, a bottle of wine. If they pass that then, and only then, may you proceed to a group meal with at least one other couple. Just the two couples gets awkward and you want witnesses in case they get weird on you.
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