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re: Need the OT's Help - Craftyness
Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:59 am to carlsoda
Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:59 am to carlsoda
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carlsoda
Dude, hope you have been well.
On topic, just say you have a couple of hunnert bucks you will make available to her if she is flexible enough to fool around with a cretin like you...Even Quasimodo knew love.
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Posted on 9/12/14 at 9:59 am to Codythetiger
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but we want to keep our thang secret for reason I have yet to say.
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Jodythetiger
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:01 am to lsunurse
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:03 am to Codythetiger
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What's a good way for her to come stay with me without causing too much alarm?
Can she just tell her girlfriends that she met a random and is going to meet with him; then sneak into your room?
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:08 am to ellishughtiger
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just don't be a creep.
I guess you really don't know Cody, do you.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:09 am to LCA131
I am welL! Thank you for asking. Hope your family is well too! 
To the OP, are you going to tell us? Pics?
To the OP, are you going to tell us? Pics?
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:10 am to LCA131
Right, telling Cody not to be a creep is like telling LCA not to be old, or Paige not to be a slut, or Acreboy not to be a perv.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:11 am to Codythetiger
For starters, stop being a fig.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:12 am to LSUBoo
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telling Cody not to be a creep is like telling LCA not to be old, or Paige not to be a slut, or Acreboy not to be a perv.
Nice run, there. You left off "Boo to be a KIA pompous arse."
Been a while, hope you and yours are well.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:12 am to The Third Leg
quote:oooooooooooooooooooooo
stop being a fig
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:12 am to LCA131
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Nice run, there. You left off "Boo to be a KIA pompous arse."
Been a while, hope you and yours are well.
Killed In Action?
We are doing great, hope you are too!
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:15 am to LSUBoo
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Killed In Action?
Know-it-all...
They have opened a micro place in Boone (actually 2)...Seems pretty good from what I have sampled.
on topic..Cody, just tell her you need someone to shave your back or something.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:16 am to FT
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oooooooooooooooooooooo
3fag
noun
: an English public-school boy who acts as servant to an older schoolmate
Origin: probably short for ****.
First use: 1785
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:17 am to Codythetiger
Tell her you want to frick. Everyone will think that "frick" is code for "do drugs". So while you're banging her everyone will think you're snorting lines instead.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:20 am to LucasP
You shoulda said "blowing rails" for the double entendre, Luke.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:24 am to Nado Jenkins83
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Tell her to use the lobby bathroom as an excuse. When another girl is pooping she can say she can't hold it and run the lobby restroom. Detour at your room
This is tried and true - everyone's toilet habits are different - so there's little questioning this excuse.
This also explains why her clothes might be a little disheveled when she gets back to her party/room. The possible glitch will be if the other girls get concerned and go check on her - bathroom might be empty. So the best practice, if questioned, is to just say, "Nah - I had to go next door. They were cleaning the lobby bathroom. Like I said, I couldn't hold it."
Lying isn't something you can just do well without a plan.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 10:30 am to The Third Leg
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You shoulda said "blowing rails" for the double entendre
There is a double entendre there, it just went over your head. Read again carefully.
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