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re: My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium

Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by NorCali
Member since Feb 2015
1044 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:38 pm to
wait for a windy game day and throw them in the air like confetti, some will float on to midfield.
Just make sure you don't replicate the scene from The Big Lebowski.
Like others have said, it doesn't mean "all" of the ashes.
Posted by Viceroy_Fizzlebottom
Member since May 2019
275 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:38 pm to
They have overnight camp outs sometimes during the off season. I may have heard of someone signing up for said purpose, and doing it under the cover of a tent. Find it odd, but for grandad I would pull it off.
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
16254 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58889 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:40 pm to
I’m a big LSU fan, but it strikes me as being pathetic and sad that your last wish is to have your ashes spread on a college football field.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8314 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:47 pm to
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Just carry them in your pocket to each game and wait for the next time we rush the field.


You want gramps to get trampled on by a bunch of teenagers snapchatting with their phones out???
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6336 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:54 pm to
Charter a small plane like a Cessna to do a fly over. Not illegal to dump them that way. Discuss with the pilot ahead of time, they get these kind of requests pretty often.

My step dad was a pilot for 50 years and he owned/chartered flights for extra income to help keep his planes maintained and he would do a couple of these a year.

These days you could probably do this with a drone. If a Ukrainian can eradicate a squad of Russians in a trench with an air dropped grenade then you could spread ashes in a similar fashion.
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 1:04 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76378 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:58 pm to
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I’m a big LSU fan, but it strikes me as being pathetic and sad that your last wish is to have your ashes spread on a college football field.


I mean, it’s as good as sitting in an urn on a shelf in a mobile home in Walker.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10887 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:59 pm to
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not worth getting arrested for.


bullshite. Perfect thing to get arrested for, then a misdemeanor.
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10561 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:00 pm to
Just make sure to spread them before the 4th quarter so he can beat the postgame traffic
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47511 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:04 pm to
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The race group that does those around the SEC is from Baton Rouge



Fresh Junkie Racing

I was coming to say the Tiger 10k is perfect opportunity for this.

You can do the 5k or even do the 1mile with a kid and you'll run right over the Eye of the Tiger at midfield.
Just have a little bag ready and be discreet about it(get in a group of runners).



Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58889 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:07 pm to
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I mean, it’s as good as sitting in an urn on a shelf in a mobile home in Walker.


This is true.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7473 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:08 pm to
1. Buy drone .
2. Attached ash dispenser to said drone.
3. Fly drone over Tiger Stadium at 2am.
4. ????
5. Make paw paw happy.
6. Accidentally send paw paw to purgatory for violating church law.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2107 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:11 pm to
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I've heard stories of Tiger Stadium grounds crew finding teeth in the sod


Probably after a Tennessee game.
Posted by Techdog89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2016
874 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

The Great Escape


Man, how did I forget? One of my all time favorite movies. Good call!
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62817 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:17 pm to
If LSU starts losing a bunch of home games right after you spread his ashes, fans are gonna want to have a talk with you.
Posted by baobabtiger
Member since May 2009
4724 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:48 pm to
Wait till the bayou country music fest, buy floor seats, easily accomplished.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166339 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:51 pm to
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bullshite. Perfect thing to get arrested for, then a misdemeanor.



i couldn't have that on my consciousness. Watching Nuss slip and tear his ACL against Bama at home and just wonder if that was grandpa up to no good out there.
Posted by 756
Member since Sep 2004
14874 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 1:51 pm to
Get a tour of stadium, place ashes in your socks bend down to tie shoes, release ashes, move shoes over ashes and walk forward
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
1338 posts
Posted on 10/30/23 at 2:04 pm to
I was thinking like Andy in Shawshank but looks like the same thing
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