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re: My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:46 am to secfballfan
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:46 am to secfballfan
I’m sure your grandpa is a good guy, but this is kind of a selfish thing to ask. Imagine if someone randomly showed up in your backyard and started tossing cremated remains?
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Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:47 am to secfballfan
Flush him down one of the toilets. Yes, some of him will go to the sewer plant...but some will surely stick to the gunky lining of the LSU Tiger Stadium plumbing. His remains will be able to mix with DNA from other dedicated Tiger fans (don't do it on the visitor's section) for years to come. Maybe sneak into the LSU locker room and Paw Paw will be able to commune on a molecular level with future Tiger greats, like an 18 y/o corner back from Mobile with a hyphenated first name.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:48 am to secfballfan
Sounds cool but would be kinda weird to actually do.
eta: former player?
eta: former player?
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 11:50 am
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:48 am to Chad504boy
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have a private airplane fly over stadium and drop ashes from sky. i think that may be legal.
Drone it in
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:49 am to secfballfan
My dad wants me to do this with his ashes, except it's some train. My answer is he needs to set that shite up before he dies, I'm not getting arrested for his remains.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:49 am to secfballfan
I mean...do YOU want to spread his ashes, or do you just want his ashes spread.
Because I've got ways
Because I've got ways
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:53 am to AUTimbo
quote:quote:
Very “Great Escape”
FIFY
Steve McQueen> Andy Dufresne
Correct. The Great Escape was released in 1953
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:55 am to secfballfan
They change out the turf regularly...He may end up as a high school field or spending eternity in Bunkie.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:01 pm to secfballfan
Just throw them all up in the air on a windy Saturday night in Death Valley. Grandpa will land everywhere. Some people may actually drink a bit of grandpa though, so that may be a bad thing.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:13 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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He should have died 20+ years ago when you could walk in there like you owned the place in the offseason and there weren't cameras everywhere.
Also, at night one could easily enter the stadium. There was always a gate left a little open. That’s how my gf and I snuck in one night and boned at midfield. Can’t make memories like that nowadays.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:14 pm to secfballfan
I've heard stories of Tiger Stadium grounds crew finding teeth in the sod. Apparently, teeth don't incinerate as well as bones.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:15 pm to secfballfan
Mix some ashes with Part A of an epoxy gun and shoot him into a crack in the cement. He should at least help out if he wants to hang out there for eternity
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:19 pm to Spasweezy
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Just throw them all up in the air on a windy Saturday night in Death Valley.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:24 pm to secfballfan
Just use a drone and drop them at midfield.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:25 pm to secfballfan
Get a drone.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:26 pm to biglego
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That’s how my gf and I snuck in one night and boned at midfield.
I remember that night. I was about 20 yards away from ya'll boning some chick from the fat sorority social event we had earlier that evening.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:26 pm to secfballfan
Drone. Midnight.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:30 pm to secfballfan
Drone is what you need
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:31 pm to secfballfan
i remember seeing some guy who used to work on the field for Bama talk about someone asking him to spread their loved ones ashes.
he said he dumped them and then was like kicking them around with his foot while the family like cries and gave him thumbs up.
sounds less dignified than grandpa maybe imagines.
if you’re gonna do it, just do a little
he said he dumped them and then was like kicking them around with his foot while the family like cries and gave him thumbs up.
sounds less dignified than grandpa maybe imagines.
if you’re gonna do it, just do a little
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 10/30/23 at 12:32 pm to BoudinChicot
quote:buddy of mine did this for his dad. It was maybe a tablespoon of ashes in double sealed bag. Took 2 years, but he brought them each game until we rushed the field.
Just carry them in your pocket to each game and wait for the next time we rush the field.
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