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My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:42 am
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:42 am
Long story short, 85 year old Grandfather (no pics) is doing fine but when he dies wants me to promise to spread his ashes at mid field. He is being cremated and has not told anyone else. Thoughts?
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Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:43 am to secfballfan
How will he know?
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:44 am to Chad504boy
not worth getting arrested for.
100% agreed, but what would the charge be?
100% agreed, but what would the charge be?
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:44 am to secfballfan
Do it. Just know that if you’re caught sneaking a bag of gray/white-ish powder into tiger stadium, you should simply say it’s cocaine. Way less weird.
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 10:52 am
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:45 am to secfballfan
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but what would the charge be?
Trespassing for starters
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:45 am to secfballfan
Do it and don’t ask permission.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:46 am to secfballfan
Just carry them in your pocket to each game and wait for the next time we rush the field.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:47 am to secfballfan
Don't they shop vac the ashes up? The ashes would kill the grass. Does your grandfather have another place around campus that he likes. Like a place you always tailgated?
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:47 am to secfballfan
youre a bad grandson if you dont follow through. definitely do it without asking permission
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:47 am to secfballfan
I’m not sure if it is legal to spread ashes just anywhere.
Just looked it up and here is what I found:
It isn’t legal to scatter your loved one’s cremains in a sports stadium. Many stadiums don’t have an official policy on found cremation ashes. In all likelihood, they will end up in the garbage. And you will get a monetary fine and community service.
Just looked it up and here is what I found:
It isn’t legal to scatter your loved one’s cremains in a sports stadium. Many stadiums don’t have an official policy on found cremation ashes. In all likelihood, they will end up in the garbage. And you will get a monetary fine and community service.
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 10:54 am
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:47 am to secfballfan
That’s weird
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:48 am to secfballfan
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Thoughts?
my wife has spread ashes of her parents over quite a few cool parts of the world, you don't have to dump the entire bag out at once, that said it would have been much easier to do a few years ago before they tightened up security, use your imagination
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:48 am to secfballfan
Take the stadium tour. When you get to the field, tell the guide it's always been a dream of yours to stand at midfield. Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:48 am to secfballfan
Sounds like a night drone mission to me. 
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:50 am to liquid rabbit
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you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.
Someone has watched "Shawshank" a few times.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:51 am to liquid rabbit
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ake the stadium tour. When you get to the field, tell the guide it's always been a dream of yours to stand at midfield. Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.
Very Shawshank.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:51 am to secfballfan
Do it!
He didn't say to do it during a game.
Schedule one of those tours, or participate in the Tiger Stadium marathon or the golf event they hold there. Get close to midfield, say your goodbyes and be discrete.
He didn't say to do it during a game.
Schedule one of those tours, or participate in the Tiger Stadium marathon or the golf event they hold there. Get close to midfield, say your goodbyes and be discrete.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:51 am to secfballfan
I feel like you made this up. No way grown adults care about football this much
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:51 am to BoudinChicot
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carry them in your pocket to each game and wait for the next time we rush the field.
Only takes a spoonful to grant his wish.
Could even cut open a corner on a pocket and dribble your grandfather down your pants leg unbeknownst to anyone else.
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