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re: My Grandfather wants me to spread his ashes at Tiger Stadium
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:52 am to secfballfan
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:52 am to secfballfan
I'm here for it because it means we win a big enough game for you to not get busted when the crowd rushes the field. In short, EPIC game.
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Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:52 am to el Gaucho
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No way grown adults care about football this much
don't be too sure, baw
gramps could be getting senile too
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:53 am to secfballfan
Step 1: Buy a drone
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:54 am to secfballfan
Trespassing for one.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:55 am to secfballfan
Put a bag in your pocket full of gramps when you go to the next game... Drop some all around the place; he won't know the difference.
We spread my dad's ashes per his request- specifically on 16 green where my folks lived... But I left a little for the bunker because that dude lied his arse off playing golf. He needed to pay with some ashes for all those lies.
We spread my dad's ashes per his request- specifically on 16 green where my folks lived... But I left a little for the bunker because that dude lied his arse off playing golf. He needed to pay with some ashes for all those lies.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:55 am to secfballfan
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but what would the charge be?
God will punish you too. At least in the catholic church you’re not supposed to do shite like that with ashes.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:55 am to 053wab
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But I left a little for the bunker because that dude lied his arse off playing golf. He needed to pay with some ashes for all those lies.
Hahahahahaha
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:56 am to AlextheBodacious
What if he’s not Catholic?
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:56 am to secfballfan
If you manage to actually do it, just know that the ashes are going to get vacuumed up and your grandfather's final resting place will be a trashbag.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:57 am to liquid rabbit
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Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.
The ole Ashley-Pitt dispersal method.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:58 am to secfballfan
Easy to do. When the time comes, sign up for that short race they have that ends on the field in Tiger Stadium. Just bring a small amount of ashes and drop them as you run across the field. No one would ever know.
Edit :Race is the Tiger 10K. Happens in November each year.
Edit :Race is the Tiger 10K. Happens in November each year.
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 11:00 am
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:59 am to red sox fan 13
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just know that the ashes are going to get vacuumed up and your grandfather's final resting place will be a trashbag.
don't know if they vacuum the field but I can assure that the sod/grass on the field is not the same from year to year, but if OP gets a little of it in the turf he will have satisfied gramps wishes
Posted on 10/30/23 at 10:59 am to secfballfan
I’ve heard of people wanting their ashes spread on top of a mountain, or in nature; but college football stadium? Interesting choice.
Take him to Lake Ponch.
Take him to Lake Ponch.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:00 am to secfballfan
Just don't do it when there is a stiff breeze.
Damn someone beat me to it.
Damn someone beat me to it.
This post was edited on 10/30/23 at 11:01 am
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:00 am to secfballfan
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but what would the charge be?
intentional grounding
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:00 am to liquid rabbit
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Take the stadium tour. When you get to the field, tell the guide it's always been a dream of yours to stand at midfield. Of course, you will have a hole in your pocket and the bag of ashes, which will conveniently fall as you walk the line.
You've seen too many movies. It's not pebbles, it's ashes. They'll mostly stick to your leg if you tried that. I'm sorry, but dead Paw Paw stuck to your leg isn't a great idea.
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:02 am to lowhound
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It's not pebbles, it's ashes.
now that my wife is getting to the last of her mother's ashes they're getting a little pebbly(bones)
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:02 am to BugAC
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Very “Great Escape”
FIFY
Steve McQueen> Andy Dufresne
Posted on 10/30/23 at 11:02 am to P2K
Tiger Stadium is more than just the field.
How about worked into the landscaping around the field, where he would really become a part of the whole game day experience?
How about worked into the landscaping around the field, where he would really become a part of the whole game day experience?
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