re: Most random place where you've witnessed a fist fight

Sideline clearing brawl in middle of HS football game. Back around 1993.

Muscle Shoals High School had their asses whipped twice in one night.

In a Chilis in South Houston. Went to meet a relative who's girlfriend works behind the bar there. We have a meal and at the bar is a group of very loud and unruly people (guess their color). Some words were said between some women in the group. The girlfriend bartender says something to one of the women. That women jumps over the bar and lands one right on the lip of the girlfriend of my cousin.

It gets ugly.

Bartenders and waitresses of Chilis versus this group of Obama supporters. Cops show up and they all haul arse. Two of their cars actually wreck into one another in the parking lot and they run through the parking lot and hide behind the nearby Home Depot. It was ridiculous. Whole lotta trash was in that Chilis, both clientele and employees.

HS cafeteria in the lunch line.
Student vs lunch lady

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Did you get some shots in?

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No I had some buffalo wings left. I had a front row seat and some food.

So if you voted for Obama that means you are black and trashy?

He probably meant that you were either less than intelligent or your description. Take your pick.

I once saw a husband and wife arguing in public.

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So if you voted for Obama that means you are black and trashy?

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When I was waiting tables at Ninfa's (BR) in the late 90s, two guys started punching the shite out of each other in the smoking section on an otherwise quiet Sunday night. They weren't even at the same table. There had apparently been some snarking between the two parties. According to the waiter, one dude said the waiter's name, which was Gary, and the other dude said, "His name is Gary, not Gay", and that was what set him off.