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re: Mormon's Rang my doorbell at 11:00 pm!

Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:35 am to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28266 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:35 am to
I didn't think they stayed out past sunset.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131359 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:37 am to
Momrmons aren't out pedaling around at 11pm.

OP is making up a story just so he could start a thread.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20493 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:38 am to
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Mormon's Rang my doorbell at 11:00 pm!



Mormons don't ring bells that late. Ever.

That was a setup. You were about to be robbed.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:40 am to
And??
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65591 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:41 am to
Pics (of her)?
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10134 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:41 am to
well, according to the chant in full metal jacket "this is my rifle, this is my gun" if you were holding your gun, they may have thought you were making advances at them.
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9031 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:48 am to
People ought not to harass you at midnight. Huge intrusion of privacy. They were in the wrong and in today's society you can't be too safe.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28266 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:57 am to
quote:

OP is making up a story just so he could start a thread.

Odd to me that people do that.
Posted by Jonathann3891
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2012
170 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:12 am to
Why would I make up a story to start a thread? Thats stupid.
Posted by Mynadsitch78
Member since Jun 2017
74 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:18 am to
Just answer the door naked, worked for me. Sumbitches never came back...
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
2867 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:22 am to
I probably would have done the same however you need to take into account that Utah is on Pacific time, so to them it was only 9pm.

In the future also rethink your choice of home defense....While a pistol is adequate for one late night intruder, two intruders require a pump 12 ga.shotgun or AR-15. Don't make that common mistake again baw.
;)
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11098 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:24 am to
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Mormon's Rang my doorbell at 11:00 pm!
quote:

take the chain off the door and open it enough so they can see that I'm holding a gun

This is how you should have answered. frick those loonies
Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
2175 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:25 am to
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I crack the door open


Idiot

quote:

I finally take the chain off the door


Super Idiot

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so they can see that I'm holding a gun


Biggest Idiot ever
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
16904 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:27 am to
how many people still have chains on their doors?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166210 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:28 am to
I'm a Mormon and I don't ring door bells past 8oclock and it's common knowledge all white people are the same so therefore I call bs on story
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11098 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:29 am to
quote:

I'm a Mormon and I don't ring door bells past 8oclock and it's common knowledge all white people are the same so therefore I call bs on story



Lol and I also call BS
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:30 am to
You are FAKE NEWS!
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28901 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Mormon's Rang my doorbell at 11:00 pm!


Yeah, I'm sorry but I don't believe this. Maybe in the off chance a renegade Mormon was biking home and saw your light on and decided to spread the word, but even still, I seriously doubt it.

quote:

I get the pistol


quote:

But these guy's are persistent and keep insisting that I listen


Send them to Jesus...or Joseph Smith.

quote:

I finally take the chain off the door and open it enough so they can see that I'm holding a gun. They immediately shut up and turn around and leave.



So instead of just saying "no thanks, have a good night," and closing the door and turning off your light, you show them you're armed?

quote:

Do you guys think I was in the wrong?


Considering this didn't happen, yes, you are in the wrong.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20795 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:58 am to
You have a chain on your front door? Do you live in a hotel?
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57896 posts
Posted on 8/15/17 at 10:22 am to
Everyone knows that Mormons go to bed by 9pm.
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