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re: Men being invited to Baby Showers

Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:00 pm to
the couples showers i've ever been invited to have been more like friend get togethers, everyone not pregnant or producing milk gets drunk and we spend 2 or 3 hours bullshitting and catching up. my circle of friends seem to consider it a good excuse to just see each other and hang, since everyone has made the mistake of procreating. i've can't even remember the presents being opened.

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I was horrified. My friend was going to spend the whole week planning an outdoor get together with his buds only to be cock blocked at the last minute by his mother-in-law. His anticipated day of gluttony and beer drinking was going to be transformed into a baby shower. How fricked up is that?


this makes me sad and i don't even know the guy. i can't say for certain what i would do, but i'd like to think that i would have told my friend the plan, because like you say, he's going to be excited for something that will never happen. but i'd also advise him that he's stuck and the fight that would arise from him pusing back probably can't be won. i'd like to think i'd be there to provide moral support. but at least he wouldn't be blindsided. but your decision is valid as well, don't get involved in it. tough.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15534 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:01 pm to
I already told my wife, there will be no coed baby showers or fricking gender reveal parties. She told me I was sucking the fun out this, I just said yep.

I do like pissing off people who are parents already that try to give you advice. That's fun.
This post was edited on 4/4/14 at 4:03 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67592 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

I'm thinking of skipping.


so you are planning on going?

You need to tell all the men going not to go...you're fricking it up for men down the line
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2658 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:05 pm to
quote:


Google me, brah, I sure as $hit ain't no beta.




Methinks thou dost protest too much.

If you feel the need to type the word 'shite' with a $, you're a beta.


I'm posting from work. Habit at work.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28317 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

thinking of skipping


Keep thinking.

There's still hope for your male hormones to kick in.


Maybe.
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16750 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:11 pm to
I threw one like this one time. I had beer outside for the men so they stayed out there the entire time...drinking, spitting, throwing rocks, etc.
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2658 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:24 pm to
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Posted by VetteGuy quote: thinking of skipping Keep thinking. There's still hope for your male hormones to kick in. Maybe.


You sound like a true OT ALPHA. We should hang out!
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78365 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:26 pm to


timely thread, just returned to my office after being in a 'baby shower' upstairs.
Posted by Uzi Bob
Houston
Member since Feb 2014
14 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:29 pm to
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Larry Gooseman

Obviously some beta posting as larry gooseman
Posted by Monk
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
3660 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:30 pm to
Chicks dig a dude that shows up at a baby shower, especially if you bring a solid gift. It's unprecedented off the chart stuff.

Now a married dude at a baby shower? Well, that's just sad.
Posted by bobaftt1212
Hills of TN
Member since Mar 2013
1317 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:33 pm to
My father in law wanted to come to my wife's baby shower so now its a couple's shower... Thanks Obama!
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27815 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:34 pm to
they can be fun. there is a big difference between a 1pm cake and tea shower and a 6pm bbq and booze shower

Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 4:37 pm to
Nothing provides more dumb drama than girls hosting a shower. One bitches about money, others bitch about location, all for a girl they likely see 4 times a year.

Showers annoy the shite out of me when I'm not directly involved, I definitely wouldn't attend them.
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2658 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Posted by Uzi Bob quote: Larry Gooseman Obviously some beta posting as larry gooseman


Go back to secr, ag!
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3015 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 9:15 pm to
I was invited to one at work for a friend, didn't go. I got one worse. I am my friends best man for his wedding in sept. He and his fiancée have decided to have a joint bachelor bachelorette party, wtf is that. How the hell and I supposed to plan hookers and shite when the wife and her girly friends are there. Plus can't even go to Vegas, the one place where we could get away with that kinda shite
Posted by LSURoss
SWLAish
Member since Dec 2007
15427 posts
Posted on 4/4/14 at 9:20 pm to
You weren't gonna call hookers either way you pussy.
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3015 posts
Posted on 4/6/14 at 4:55 pm to
Well strippers at least
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47537 posts
Posted on 4/6/14 at 4:56 pm to
quote:


I'm scheduled to go to a couples baby shower tomorrow, I'm thinking of skipping

Been that way for 20 years. Sneak booze and be the all the other saps' best friend
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 4/6/14 at 4:58 pm to
Boring as frick.


I didn't have a wedding shower or a baby shower.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58263 posts
Posted on 4/6/14 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

the couples showers i've ever been invited to have been more like friend get togethers, everyone not pregnant or producing milk gets drunk and we spend 2 or 3 hours bullshitting and catching up. my circle of friends seem to consider it a good excuse to just see each other and hang


This was how it was for the one we hosted and with the ones we attended for our friends.
No big deal. Hang out with friends and some family and have fun.
Screw worrying about what the "real men" think about what a shower is supposed to be.
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