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re: Married members of the OT, give a message to the single guys.

Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
8679 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

First, look at her Mom. That is what she will look/act like in 20 years

This fricking terrifies me. My wife and her mom are complete opposite right now
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20120 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:06 pm to
You can't fix self esteem issues. Get out now.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:08 pm to
My gf's mom is a big, eh, plump. ._.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

If you act like her dad...
Sorry, nope. She learns how to interact with men by her relationship (or lack thereof) with her dad.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

This fricking terrifies me. My wife and her mom are complete opposite right now



It's a silly generalization. Some kids inherit more of one parent's genes than the other. You should have a pretty good idea of whether she takes after her mom or not by looking at both of them. If it worries you that much, look at old pictures and see if she looks like her mom did back then.
Posted by JayDeerTay84
Texas
Member since May 2013
9847 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:48 pm to
Whoever you are dating, find a time when they take a shite and leave skid marks. Just take a second to experience that atmosphere.

If you still lover her, shes the one.
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14536 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:37 am to
The first year of marriage is a cakewalk. It's the last year that sucks.
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 4:19 am to
The fact that this advice was ill received is evidence of the sad state of men in America. No wonder the divorce rate is 50%, most divorces are initiated by women, and married women on "girls' trips" are so easy to bang.
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 4:24 am to
90% chance she is getting dicked down by a colleague or client.
This post was edited on 10/5/15 at 4:26 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58759 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 4:52 am to
quote:

90% chance she is getting dicked down by a colleague or client.


Truth.

"Alpha female." Poor guy.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45761 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:00 am to
quote:

so are your balls nestled snugly in her purse?
They nestled snugly against your mom's chin last night.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51806 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:16 am to
Before you worry about finding "wife material," make sure you're "husband material."
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47506 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:30 am to
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Just tell them something about marriage they might not expect.

You will NOT be the last cock in the woman you married.
This post was edited on 10/5/15 at 7:31 am
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20721 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 7:43 am to
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Third,10 year mark is the hard point. Once you get pass that, you just about got it made.


False



Prenup prenup we want prenup


She may not look like her mom but she will act like her mom and expect you to act like her dad (assuming the dad was around) and her parents are married.
This post was edited on 10/5/15 at 7:47 am
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29770 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:04 am to
Marry a strong, healthy, intelligent woman who will be a great mother to your children. Do not attempt to defy thousands of years of evolutionary logic because Maxim suggests skinny girls are hot this month. Marriage is about building a family and when things get tough you can always mentally reset and remember that what you have together is creating a legacy (your children) that will last forever.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20721 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Marry a strong, healthy, intelligent woman who will be a great mother to your children. Do not attempt to defy thousands of years of evolutionary logic because Maxim suggests skinny girls are hot this month



Wish I had used this logic 18 years ago and not choosen the one I did but I will say she is a good mother just a shitty wife and even shittier EX.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39005 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:14 am to
The person who gives a shite the least has all of the power. This goes from a clean kitchen to your kids education to basically everything. Find someone who cares about as much as you do on a number of things.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28175 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:20 am to
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"Alpha female." Poor guy.


Good grief.

Some of 'em think they are, but you can believe they are looking for a man to lead them.

Just be sure they're worth it.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58759 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Do not attempt to defy thousands of years of evolutionary logic because Maxim suggests skinny girls are hot this month.


I'm sorry, but my evolutionary logic does not like fatties. It's OK if yours does.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98813 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 8:55 am to
Married 24 years. Love my wife. Have 2 great kids.

Would never do it again.
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