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Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:54 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27414 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:54 am
Just tell them something about marriage they might not expect.






My wife's feet could seriously be used to chill beer. I can't sleep because they keep randomly touching me.

Alternately, her backside could be used to bake a small potato. Or at least continue the cocktail weenie roast currently going on.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:56 am to
This place gets fricking weird at night. I'm going to sleep.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:01 am to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:09 am to
quote:

My wife's feet could seriously be used to chill beer. I can't sleep because they keep randomly touching me.


Buy her some moisturizing foot socks




She puts lotion on her feet and wears the socks to bed to help keep her feet moisturized and soft. She has nicer feet, you don't have her cold feet touching you at night. Win, win.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27414 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:12 am to
quote:

moisturizing foot socks


Creepiest thing I've never heard of.
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
1323 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:45 am to
whats your wife look like, if you dont mind me asking
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
1323 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:46 am to
let's have the turkey burgers tonight
Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2008
13127 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:26 am to
Turkey ground meat is fille full on antibiotics and shite. Yuck!
This post was edited on 10/4/15 at 5:27 am
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:28 am to
First, look at her Mom. That is what she will look/act like in 20 years.

Second, make sure she can be your best friend. You going to need that to make things work for a life time together.

Third,10 year mark is the hard point. Once you get pass that, you just about got it made.

Fourth, Keep your dick in your pants once you get married. No strange, no matter what!

Always treat her like you want her to treat you.


I'm one month away from being married to my better half for 36 years. Still a work in progress.
Posted by Tigerstudent08
Lakeview
Member since Apr 2007
5776 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:34 am to
Listen to your wife and don't always try to give solutions/fix the problem. A lot of times they just want someone to listen and sympathize with them.
Posted by Evolve
Texas
Member since Aug 2012
3117 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:53 am to
Happily married for 13 years with three kids. Stay single until at least your 30's. Men change a lot from their 20's to 30's. Things that used to matter dont matter nearly as much in your 30's. You start to appreciate more meaningful relationships and you should have a good idea of who you are and what direction you will take your life in by your 30's.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21597 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 6:53 am to
Live at least an hour away from your in-laws.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42484 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:02 am to
RA'd for sticky
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:15 am to
Make sure she knows how to cook before you marry her. My wife can't and won't cook. Her mom doesn't cook either. Apparently grandma lived next door and cooked all the meals until she died.

Going make my own sammich
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25939 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:26 am to
Always use the incognito chrome browser. Nothing worse than your wife finding out about your weird fetishes via the internet browser.
Posted by IgotKINGfisherSpeed
Arlington, TX
Member since Aug 2011
4516 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:33 am to
Stay single and enjoy the freedom of doing whatever the hell u want to do. If u do get married, get a woman who will carry her own weight financially.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Live at least an hour away from your in-laws.


Yep. 4 or more is even better. BTDT, got the divorce decree.

LC
Posted by makinskrilla
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jun 2009
9727 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:25 am to
-when you have kids everything changes

-go to and be active in church

-buy a house

-eliminate car notes

-don't marry unless you and her like her family

-find a way to have wife stay home with kids

-be prepared to find life has greater joys then getting laid, and when that does happen, although less, it is still enjoyable
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97644 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:27 am to
quote:

quote:
Live at least an hour away from your in-laws.



Not if they like to babysit your kids
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 8:28 am to
quote:

First, look at her Mom. That is what she will look/act like in 20 years.



this is such bullshite.....where and how did this ever become a thing?

quote:

Third,10 year mark is the hard point. Once you get pass that, you just about got it made.



10 years is easy.....its the next 20 after that is the challenge.


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