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re: Maneuvers used to get the slow person out the left lane.

Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:12 pm to
I usually take the opportunity to teach my 4 year old some new words
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99017 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:16 pm to
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Or they should of never been in the left lane clogging up me and the other 5 cars behind me.



So instead you just add to the problem by taking your time to cycle through your "list".

Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40090 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

So instead you just add to the problem by taking your time to cycle through your "list"


Dafuq?

Exactly how am I adding to the problem.

The person in front of me needs to get the frick over.

Three lane highway outside of rush hour this should rarely be an issue.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83362 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:28 pm to
I saw this guy on the bridge the other day

Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

That doesn't work on me and the last two would just make me drive even slower. What else you got?


You will have pinapples shoved up your arse when you get to hell sir.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:57 pm to
Check to see if anything is coming in the right lane, turn on signal, get in right lane, pass car in left lane, turn signal on and get back in left lane and keep on going about my business.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:58 pm to
I learned a long time ago that people who drive in the left lane at slow speeds are dumbasses. No need to flash lights at them or ride their asses just pass them in the right lane then watch the line form behind them.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9927 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Pass on the right and give them the evil eye.

Then get in front of them and slow down enough that they maneuver to the right lane to pass me. At that time, my point is made and I carry on.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:04 pm to
"Too slow in left lane" weirdos are a scourge to society. What a bunch of road raging idiots.
Posted by FLAK88
Gonzales La.
Member since Jan 2015
492 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:12 pm to
First, I give them a couple whacks with my "Get Back " whip and force them to the side of the road. Then that's where they get mudchecked while I'm wearing my 1%'er leather vest and full face helmet
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40090 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

First, I give them a couple whacks with my "Get Back " whip and force them to the side of the road. Then that's where they get mudchecked while I'm wearing my 1%'er leather vest and full face helmet



WTF are you a Bandito?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:32 pm to
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So, you running up on someones arse while speeding isnt?


I don't do that.

And if someone doesn't like my driving, I know better than to get worked up over it and drive even more dangerously just to piss off the other driver. That's just stupid.
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 1:33 pm
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13536 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:36 pm to
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A few pennies tossed out the window will create a nice effect also.



Pass them on the right, when you get just ahead of them remove the top from a quart of brake fluid and toss it into their lane right in front of them.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18426 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:45 pm to
If I can get them to follow me to sonic,I will pull my dog out.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36540 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:47 pm to


Driver of the truck was charged with two felonies and lost his license. Should have been executed for totaling a 300zx.

quote:

I used to flash my blue lights but alas I retired


My friend was in the left lane passing (at the speed limit) a car in the right lane that was driving under the speed limit. State trooper hauled arse up behind him, just a few feet off his back bumper, flashed his blues. My friend sped up a bit and got over, cop pulled him over for speeding.

Morale of the story - frick your blue lights.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16484 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

I have yet to drive on a road where the lanes have different speed limits.


I have yet to drive on a divided highway/interstate that doesn't have a "Slower Traffic Keep Right" sign
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7803 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

I used to flash my blue lights but alas I retired


Love following cops like you when I'm commuting
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
6450 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 2:03 pm to
Pass them in the right lane.
Get back in the left lane.
When we approach slower moving traffic in the right lane, slow down to whatever speed the right lane car is in, and box the offender in.
Allow a line to build up behind the guy.
Slow down until the car in the right lane is just a hair faster than me.
When the guy gets over to the right to try and pass me, speed up.
All the cars that built up behind me trap him in the slow lane for a while.
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 2:04 pm
Posted by medtiger
Member since Sep 2003
21662 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

I drove into the Nola area from the west most days and traffic is always backed up in the afternoons from Williams to Power. Every damn day these arse monkeys jump out of traffic and cross the two white lines before the on ramp from Williams even begins and haul arse up to the front, cutting in at the last few feet of course.


Yeah, frick these people. I see this daily as well.

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I flip them off some days. I'm trying to build up the stupidity courage to block the lane like some old baws do from time to time.


I've done this before. Problem is, you block the on ramp from the cars entering from Williams, and they aren't able to properly "zipper" merge. I did see a cop sitting on the shoulder there one day a while back pulling people over who crossed the 2 white lines. That was a happy day.
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9716 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Pass them in the right lane.
Get back in the left lane.
When we approach slower moving traffic in the right lane, slow down to whatever speed the right lane car is in, and box the offender in.
Allow a line to build up behind the guy.
Slow down until the car in the right lane is just a hair faster than me.
When the guy gets over to the right to try and pass me, speed up.
All the cars that built up behind me trap him in the slow lane for a while.


I thought I was the only one caniving enough to do this one.

Heading to Biloxi this weekend I came across a lady doing about 68 in the left lane (70mph zone). Couldn't get over in the right because of the line of cars passing us. Finally got a spot and decided to give her another half mile to get over. Naturally, she didn't. Passed her then pulled back in the left lane just in front of her.

She got the message. Immediately put on her blinker and went two lanes over all the way to the outside. Point made.

Guy this morning following me in to work. Jacked up Toyota pick up. Headlights 'bout blinding me. I'm doing 5 over the limit but that's not enough for him. I point both my side mirrors out to send his headlights back at him. He flicks to his low beams. We get to a spot where he can pass but he doesn't. Just hangs back there. Gradually gets closer so I put on my windshield washers. Watch for his to come on and they do. He gets the message and backs off.
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