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re: Maneuvers used to get the slow person out the left lane.

Posted on 7/18/17 at 9:57 am to
Posted by DarthTiger
Member since Sep 2005
2745 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 9:57 am to
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Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
12236 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 9:59 am to
Pass them in the right lane and go about my day.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:00 am to
If that was legal and would not damage my truck I would do it about two times a day.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:02 am to
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3) Ride their arse for a few hundred feet.
Just so you know, anybody who tailgates me will see me put on the brakes and purposely slow down.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Get in front of them after I pass them and every 10-15 seconds flick a penny out of the sunroof


Little handfuls of BB's works better.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16194 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:04 am to
An ever-so slight bump to the back of their car and they usually get the message.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:04 am to
quote:

I like to pull in front of them and go even slower than they were going.



this.

go to right lane.
get in front of them.
slow down.
when they inevitably switch lanes, slam your foot on the gas as soon as they go over.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3526 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:11 am to
quote:

Pass on the right and give them the evil eye.


This plus cutting quickly back over to the left lane just in front of them, a shot across the bow if you will, to enforce the message.
Posted by tipup
Member since Sep 2005
1649 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:14 am to
Ricky Bobby their arse.
Posted by Snipes318
PCP
Member since May 2015
273 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:15 am to
Ram them with my ranch hand and show them my nutz
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14450 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:16 am to
quote:

1) Drive in their left mirror (lanes are wide enough here to do so)

2) Blip my high beams to let them know they are driving too slow

3) Ride their arse for a few hundred feet.


All my go to's but i like to get close enough to them where they can see my hand in their mirrors giving them the WTF gesture. Like you moving over or what
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:17 am to
quote:

1) Check right lane for cars

2) If no cars, change lanes

3) Speed up

4) Pass car

5) Change back to left lane

If there are no cars in the right lane, why would you change back to the left lane?
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14450 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:18 am to
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Just so you know, anybody who tailgates me will see me put on the brakes and purposely slow down.

Awe the guy that wont move over because its his god given right to sit in the fast lane
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7803 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:18 am to
quote:

If there are no cars in the right lane, why would you change back to the left lane?



Just so that I can do this:

quote:

This plus cutting quickly back over to the left lane just in front of them, a shot across the bow if you will, to enforce the message.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79071 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:19 am to
quote:

1) Drive in their left mirror (lanes are wide enough here to do so)

2) Blip my high beams to let them know they are driving too slow

3) Ride their arse for a few hundred feet.


4) Rocket launcher is my go-to
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:20 am to
so you can slow down in front of them, make them change lanes, and dart off. the look on their face is priceless every time
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45804 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:22 am to
You can put your left tires on the rumble strip when riding their arse.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38755 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:22 am to
put them into the the median, NASCAR style
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12737 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:24 am to
I drive a Jeep, so it is rare someone is holding me up in traffic.
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2501 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:29 am to
i drive in the right lane at their speed, so that my front bumper is even with or slightly ahead of their rear bumper. hanging out in their blind spot drives them crazy. eventually they'll speed up and get over.
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