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re: Man attempts to cash $368 B check to open underwater Italian restaurant

Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:37 pm to
So much fail in his life
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

“I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood.


Not really

Eta: I love the zeros running down the check
This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 3:39 pm
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:38 pm to
This story is awesome in so many ways!

Florida the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:38 pm to
Yeah, I botched the zeros on that one
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:39 pm to
seems to me zero of the stories on that website are real/true

OP seems to be the "stuppid" one
This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 3:40 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124312 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:39 pm to
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I botched the zeros on that one

happens all the time, it's all good
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34411 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

OP seems to be the "stuppid" one


I confirmed that I was trolled. See the second page. It's still a beautiful story.
Posted by chadau79
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2009
3412 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:50 pm to
It's illegal to have throwing stars? Damn, I may have to put mine on craigslist or something.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26547 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:50 pm to
I'm genuinely amazed Florida is still in existence at this point.
Posted by socks and sandals
Lou-z-an-r
Member since Aug 2004
803 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:54 pm to
Roll MF'n Tide!!!
Posted by MyNameIsNobody
Member since Dec 2013
1132 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday


i found his email address!

quote:

jeff.waters@gaflnews.com
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35502 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 4:00 pm to
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DAT MUGSHOT DOE!


Dibs.
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 4:07 pm to
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check your math privilege


Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108112 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 4:09 pm to
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in Florida!



SHOOOOCCCCKKKKKIIIINNNGGGG
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108112 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

I’m 10% Italian


I'm curious not only how he knows this, but how this is possible to be 10% Italian. Seems like the math doesn't quite add up. Guess you could mix around random generations of ancestors to get it, but that's about it.
Posted by BigSquirrel
Member since Jul 2013
1880 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 4:40 pm to
So now we can't look at sharks while we eat either. Man, f*ck that b*tch @ss bank! *Drifts off into dreamland....*

"Your table is ready sir, your bullet train will be here momentarily to take you to your table, which is in Sector 12 of the Coral Quadrant, enjoy."

"I will sir, I will."

Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.


Can't slip anything by these guys.

"Would you like that in... Heeeeyyy, wait just a minute."
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46392 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by ALWho
Earth
Member since Oct 2014
612 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 5:08 pm to
I am surprised he didn't write the check for 360 BaZillion dollars
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