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re: Man attempts to cash $368 B check to open underwater Italian restaurant

Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:25 pm to
I'm not going to lie, I'd eat at that restaurant!
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:25 pm to


that mug is hilarious
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68447 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:25 pm to
He's as innocent as a school girl.

Man bath salts really do work
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:26 pm to
10% Italian? I'm sold. When does the place open?!!?
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53187 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.


Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68447 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:26 pm to
I would too
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

He was released after posting $23,000 bail.


did he write a check?
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89834 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:26 pm to
Food Board?
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34411 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Has Tito commented yet?




we were duped. Tito's on the left.
This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 3:32 pm
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

you can't put anything over on a good bank teller


Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62869 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:28 pm to
This is a great thread.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:29 pm to
What are Chinese stars?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62869 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:30 pm to
Jackie Chan
Jet Li
Psy of Gangnam Style fame

Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6449 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.


Whenever I hear about anything in Jacksonville all I can think of are these two gifs








And of course, this picture.

Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

What are Chinese stars?


They are like regular stars but a little slanted.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:32 pm to
They should have called a mental hospital, not the cops.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

best Italian restaurant in the earth


Talk about location, location, location. That shite is IN the earth.

quote:

I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once


That's roughly 2.7 million sq ft per diner. I'd say that's a reasonable amount of space for me to dine. This bank clearly does not know a good idea if it slapped it in the face.

ETA: little off on my math there
This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 3:41 pm
Posted by SwatMitchell
Austin, TX
Member since Jan 2005
2312 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

10% Italian? I'm sold. When does the place open?!!?


I loved that quote on so many levels - genetically, it is fairly difficult to be (and calculate) 10% anything.
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
TD platinum member suite in TS
Member since Jan 2010
5016 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate.


awesome
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:35 pm to
check your math privilege
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