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Man attempts to cash $368 B check to open underwater Italian restaurant
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:19 pm
in Florida!
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Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.
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“It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”
In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:20 pm to arseinclarse
Is he going to serve 1/2 size portions?
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:20 pm to arseinclarse
Has Tito commented yet?
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:21 pm to arseinclarse
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I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq
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able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once
I like the way this guy thinks. Go big or go to jail
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:21 pm to arseinclarse
They never give you enough room for all those extra zeros you need from time to time.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:21 pm to arseinclarse
Bath salts and Chinese throwing stars? Sounds like my kind of party.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:21 pm to arseinclarse
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Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.
you can't put anything over on a good bank teller
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:21 pm to arseinclarse
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He was released after posting $23,000 bail.
Did he use some of that $368 billion to post bail?
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:23 pm to arseinclarse
yeah, buddy. A bank has that kind of cash just sitting around.
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:23 pm to arseinclarse
One of the best bath salt stories I've ever heard of
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:23 pm to willymeaux
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Did he use some of that $368 billion to post bail?
Judge: Bail to be set at $23,000
Jeff: Can I write a check?
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:23 pm to arseinclarse
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He was released after posting $23,000 bail.
That check may bounce too...
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:24 pm to roadGator
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They never give you enough room for all those extra zeros you need from time to time.
A true OT baller knows there are special checks for this
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