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Just got laid off. What to drink?

Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:25 pm
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6139 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:25 pm
My incompetent manager just laid off our entire department so he could outsource to a bunch of untrained Asians. I'm pretty confident that I will land a job in the next 6 months, possibly replacing the manager who laid me off.

Here's to the next 6 months of unemployment flowed by a raise when I take that dumbasses job.

What should I drink tonight?
Posted by xrockfordf150x
Walker, LA
Member since Sep 2008
3825 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:26 pm to
Tap water
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28103 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:26 pm to
Not the best response thread I've seen, but frick that guy nonetheless.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:26 pm to
Miller lite
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18762 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:27 pm to
Beer out of a sippy cup
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:28 pm to
Your old bosses KoolAid.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:28 pm to
Snort a line of my semen
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32490 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:29 pm to
Mushroom tea.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:29 pm to
Water
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52749 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:29 pm to
Wow. You sound like a weak man in a position of little importance. Do you have a garbage route to which I can subscribe?
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 9:30 pm
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by The Bruce
Member since Dec 2013
951 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:31 pm to
Drink some beers while updating the resume. That's what I'm doing tonight and I have a job
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by Peekaboo
Member since Apr 2015
291 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:35 pm to
quote:


What should I drink tonight?


Draino
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25852 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:35 pm to
Was your manager wearing an Arkansas jersey today? What a trashy frick.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:36 pm to
Bong water
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1909 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:38 pm to
walk over to your neighbors trailer and ask him if you can drink his cum.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68268 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

Drano


Antifreeze tastes much better. I know.
Posted by gar90
Member since Sep 2009
6037 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

so he could outsource to a bunch of untrained Asians


Well if a bunch of untrained Asians could be trusted to do your job, you weren't doing groundbreaking stuff to begin with. I suggest drinking Natty Light. It's probably the only thing in your budget even if you didn't get laid off.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:47 pm to
I wish I liked spin off threads

But I just don't. I find them terrible
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