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re: Just got laid off. What to drink?

Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 9/11/15 at 9:52 pm to
Didn't see the other thread.
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 9:54 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

My incompetent manager just laid off our entire department so he could outsource to a bunch of untrained Asians. I'm pretty confident that I will land a job in the next 6 months, possibly replacing the manager who laid me off.

Here's to the next 6 months of unemployment flowed by a raise when I take that dumbasses job.

What should I drink tonight?




Classic America. Eventually when no one in the states knows how to do this shite because all the hands-on know-how is in China, shite will have to change. Oh well, profit always wins.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:29 pm to
stay clean.

pass all tests pertaining to substances.

learn something new every day.

bone up on what you are already supposed to know, so you can rap it as if you invented it yourself.

focus. don't blame the messenger. never mention the manager to any interviewer.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:33 pm to
Jack
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18184 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:35 pm to
Negra Modelo and Lead Paint Chips
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

Here's to the next 6 months of unemployment flowed by a raise when I take

You've been drinking
This post was edited on 9/11/15 at 10:56 pm
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:03 pm to
Stick your penis up high and drink your own piss. That should settle the mood.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33095 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:03 pm to
That's happening at a lot of places h1b visa abuse.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6757 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:32 pm to
Why drink when you can


Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1157 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

Just got laid


Congratulations. Did she swallow?

quote:

off


Oh. Sorry.

quote:

What to drink?


To save a few ends, I'd say Busch.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 9/11/15 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

I'm pretty confident that I will land a job in the next 6 months, possibly replacing the manager who laid me off.

just set a reminder on my phone to remind me to bump this thread in 6 months
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27336 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 12:19 am to
Haterade?
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 12:57 am to
Top shelf.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:28 am to
Sorry to hear this
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:37 am to
Obvious answer is a Pat O'Briens Hurricane with an out of state skank (Texas) ...
PG pics
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4773 posts
Posted on 9/12/15 at 2:07 am to
what will likely happen is the asians will cock it up and the quality of your company will go down. seen it happen more often than not

but your company will save some $$$ thats about it
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