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re: It was Gaston who died in fireworks accident

Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:17 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:17 am to
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I'm thinking that maybe he put the mortar in the tube upside down... instead of of shooting up into the air and exploding it remained in the tube and exploded right on top of his skull.

Maybe so. Surely he wouldn't have just put the mortar itself there and not the tube, huh?

And so we're all clear, this is what I am picturing when I hear "mortar firework":




And he's especially good at expectorating.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:17 am to
"No man's head is incredibly scorched as Gaston!"
Posted by notslim99
City of Bossier City
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:17 am to
Maybe he should have eaten 6 dozen eggs that morning.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:18 am to
quote:

I'm thinking that maybe he put the mortar in the tube upside down... instead of of shooting up into the air and exploding it remained in the tube and exploded right on top of his skull


Or the firework failed to launch in the air, basically leaving a pipe bomb on the guys head?

We had 2-3 of the really large fireworks fail to launch this weekend, and the blast that resulted from them still being in the tubes were "impressive".
Posted by brodeo
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:19 am to
Sounds like he got himself a big helping of
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:19 am to
I've looked and looked, can't find a quote saying there was nothing left.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37721 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:19 am to
I bet he debadged the firecracker before he lit it.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:21 am to
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Surely he wouldn't have just put the mortar itself there and not the tube, huh?


Jeesh I hope not.

quote:

And so we're all clear, this is what I am picturing when I hear "mortar firework":


That's what I call mortars too. I was drunk once and lit one of those things and threw it at one of my friends... probably not the brightest idea looking back on it.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15498 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:21 am to
quote:

I read an article where one of his friends was quoted as saying something like "there was no use calling 911. There was nothing of my friend left.".


It was his brother who said that, here is the article.

LINK

quote:

His brother Cody Staples, 25, told the Daily News he was standing five feet away from Devon in a backyard in Calais, Maine. He said his brother was holding a lighter and it accidentally caused the firework to go off.

According to his brother, Staples had a lighter in his hand and accidentally had the firework go off on his head.

“I was the first one who got there. There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” his brother said. “It was a freak accident … But Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid. He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.”

This post was edited on 7/6/15 at 11:25 am
Posted by OneMoreTime
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:21 am to
Damn. Gonna miss his posts about his shitty taste in watches and debadging his cars.
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96003 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:22 am to
quote:

That's what I call mortars too. I was drunk once and lit one of those things and threw it at one of my friends... probably not the brightest idea looking back on it.




probably?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:22 am to
quote:

I'm thinking that maybe he put the mortar in the tube upside down... instead of of shooting up into the air and exploding it remained in the tube and exploded right on top of his skull.


If you run a bunch through them real quick they get weak and can't handle to outward pressure. I was making sure my son was switching tubes regularly Saturday night because I've seen several fail over the years. This is also why you should never use pvc for mortar tubes.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150565 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:23 am to
quote:

I was drunk once and lit one of those things and threw it at one of my friends... probably not the brightest idea looking back on it.

My old roommate was from Chalmette and I went to his parents' house for NYE one year, and they were lighting mortars and throwing them down the sewer drains along the side of the road. I was pretty worried that some flammable shite was down there and we were all fricked.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:25 am to
quote:

probably?


Probably.

It was right in the middle of a giant bottle rocket/Roman candle fight... I merely escalated the level of force.
Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96003 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:27 am to
I'll not say what i want to say but it legit pisses me off when im around people who frick around with fireworks.

I mean i like setting them off but being stupid about it rubs me the wrong way bigtime. Maybe im just getting old.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108735 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:27 am to
quote:

they were lighting mortars and throwing them down the sewer drains along the side of the road. I was pretty worried that some flammable shite was down there and we were all fricked.


"Hey, man... check this shite out."

Posted by nastynelly
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
3007 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:28 am to
Daily Mail Article

This has the quote that there was nothing left of him to transport to the hospital.

Only the wwl article says it was the gaston from the videos. there have to be at least 15
Posted by dr smartass phd
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:29 am to
I'll be damned, i've always thought you had to drive through Dallas with the top down to get a head shot.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61834 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:29 am to
quote:

It was right in the middle of a giant bottle rocket/Roman candle fight..
Those were the days. I'm surprised none of my group of friends lost an eye or anything from the stupid shite we used to do with fireworks.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 7/6/15 at 11:30 am to
there are different classes of artillery shells. Every year i go out and buy a case of class 5 Excalibur artillery shells. They are a different beast. There's 24 in each box and 4 heavily fortified PVC tubes.




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