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re: If you were going into a hand to hand combat war where each person is allowed an animal

Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:31 am to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:31 am to
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:33 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:33 am to
I bet you played a shite load of D and D in high school...
Posted by CptRusty
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:35 am to
Answer depends on a couple of things:

1) Is this a 1v1 (or 2v2 rather) scenario? Or should I expect to be fighting hordes of other people, all with their own animals?

2) In a 2v2 fight, is the fight over once the other man is dead, or do we have to kill the animal as well?


If it's 2v2, and all I have to do is kill the other man, then give me a tiger

For anything else, give me an elephant.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:36 am to
You guys are all wrong. This debate has already been settled by history.

The correct answer is the War Horse.


Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:38 am to
My dog. I don't need an animal to handle up on my bidness, but it would be nice to chill with my dude after I murked everyone else
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:38 am to
I'd always have my raccoon tucked into my jacket.

Posted by Shepherd
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:39 am to
A charging elephant is a force of nature. Having said that, myth busters showed them easily startled by a mouse to the point they would turn to flee. I don't need anything by my side in battle that would be afraid of a damn thing, much less a mouse.
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:40 am to
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:41 am to
quote:

I'll go with Bull Elephant over a Siberian Tiger because of the life expectancy. Silverback would be a terrible choice. A true big cat (Lion, Tiger or Leopard) would rip a gorilla to shreds.


Big cats are inherently cowardly. Ain't no one scaring away a Silverback

Posted by CptRusty
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:43 am to
quote:

th busters showed them easily startled by a mouse to the point they would turn to flee. I don't need anything by my side in battle that would be afraid of a damn thing, much less a mouse.


meh, assuming for the purposes of discussion that the animal is well trained and motivated to protect you / kill your enemies.
Posted by lsupride87
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:43 am to
After research, the correct answer is a Bull Elephant in musth
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 10:44 am
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:44 am to
elephant

or a saltwater croc fully grown to 23' or so if i'm allowed to ride it in the water and shite cause that sounds awesome
Posted by Shepherd
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:45 am to
Well played.
Posted by The Baker
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:45 am to
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Posted by nes2010
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:47 am to
Elephant is the correct answer.
Posted by CoachDon
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:48 am to
a Liger or Grizzly
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Badger tied to a 6 foot pole
You talking about the Franklinator?

Posted by TigerstuckinMS
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 11:03 am to
Polar bear: shop wrecked.
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