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re: I died one month ago today **UPDATE: 3 months now**
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:35 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:35 pm to Darth_Vader
You mudchecked death. Awesome
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:36 pm to Darth_Vader
Congrats on being alive Darth. Hope these heart troubles wont interfere too negatively with your chronic masturbation.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:48 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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I guess I'm the only person who sees this as a mistake on the hospital's part. They gave you the wrong meds man. Have you even found out what person screwed up?
From what I've been able to find out the doses I was given ofcrgesecteo meds is pretty standard after open heart surgery. The problem is my heart was so weak to start with, complications arose.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:50 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
I died one month ago today
"you call that dying?"
-Coolidge
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:51 pm to Darth_Vader
can I have $10000 since you aren't worried bout wealth anymore? driving through Alabama tonight so I can pick it up. mk.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:52 pm to Darth_Vader
Hey Darth! Howya doing, brother?
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:53 pm to Darth_Vader
You wouldn't have died. You would've been immortal through the force.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:06 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Hey, Spiff. Getting better every day. Hope all is well with you.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:08 pm to Darth_Vader
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:11 pm to Darth_Vader
Did Jesus mudcheck you back to our plane?
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:12 pm to Darth_Vader
did you have a NDE?
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:13 pm to Darth_Vader
Anybody got cliffs? Is Darth dead or not? ::crosses fingers::
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:16 pm to Darth_Vader
So did you die long enough to see where you were going? Pearly gates or fire and brimstone?
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:17 pm to Darth_Vader
this guy at work brought some snickerdoodles his mom made. they are literally to die for.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:39 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
I was one week past open heart surgery where they'd done a double bypass and installed an artificial mitral valve.
After my surgery I was on a battery of meds of course. One of the meds was to control my heart rate while another was to keep my blood thinned to prevent clots.
The problem though is those two meds interact with one another. The med that controls my heart rate also boosts the effects of the blood thinner (Warfrin). Long story short, these two meds combined to thin my blood out to the point it started leaking from my heart and into the membrane around my heart. As this progressed and the membrane became more and more full, the more pressure it placed on my heart making it harder to beat. It finally reached a point my heart could not beat at all. This is when I died.
The docs opened my chest back up and did an emergency surgery to open a "window" in the membrane to allow the blood and fluid to drain. This emergency surgery saved my life.
my dad passed 10 days after his quadruple bypass or whatever else he had done. I think they sent him home 7 days after surgery... he kept saying something wasn't right... was such a hard nightmare that has become too distant for me.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:45 pm to Darth_Vader
Stay strong, shifter. Glad you are still ridin.
Your brother in mud,
Ball Peen Dick
Your brother in mud,
Ball Peen Dick
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:46 pm to deltaland
Darth is now officially a Hells Angel
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:49 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:49 pm to Darth_Vader
I'm glad you were only mostly dead, and not all dead.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:53 pm to Darth_Vader
Prayers for a speedy and full recovery. I have missed your military knowledge in many threads. 
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