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re: How to handle a grumpy wife?

Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:20 am to
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:20 am to
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jflsufan



good advice...
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4435 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:20 am to
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The female orgasm is a myth.



Your doing it wrong.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:25 am to
quote:

Sounds like it's time for a short, quick getaway just you two. Do something nice and considerate during it. Remind her why life is great with you.


Why reward bitch behavior?

I disagree completely. Home girl needs to shape up or ship out.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:41 am to
1. Turn her into an Internet meme.
2. Profit.
3. Get new hot wife.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 11:44 am to
3 options:

Off her

G-Friend on the side

Take it, and find ways to avoid her, while spending more time with the kids.

This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 11:45 am
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7651 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 12:16 pm to
Be a man and tell her to STFU
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39115 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:07 pm to
It is the roid patch. My wife has an odd blood disease that hospitalized her. They put her on 80 mg of Prednisone a day. They were trying to jump start her marrow into making more red blood cells.

She became a raving lunatic at home. I later found out that she had something in her charts about "Steroid induced psychosis so she blew up at the hospital as well.

She was weaned off of the roids and came back to normal but it took a long time.

Your wife's patch dose is not correct for her size, metabolism, etc. If she lets the Dr. know they can adjust her dosages but it is a crapshoot on whether it should be up or down.

She will also see nothing wrong with her behavior.

Good luck.

Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

hormone patch

DOUBLE THE DOSE
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9930 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

How to handle a grumpy wife

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink.
100 % guaranteed to work.
Posted by sml71
Run if you hear banjos.
Member since Dec 2005
4310 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:40 pm to
Tell her to calm down and be reasonable. That works every time!
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
8679 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

how to handle a grumpy wife

Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5159 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:02 pm to
My ex-wife had a hysterectomy 3 year prior to her being an ex.Her sanity dropped steadily after. She's an ex because of the lunacy. My current wife starts to act up and I give her a massive wedgie, pop her on the butt, or pants her to bring her back to reality. She's a better sport than wife 1
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19691 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:05 pm to
Welp....that's the limit of TD for me today.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22164 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:22 pm to
Feed her
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

jflsufan


Damn how small is your dick?

Posted by Chitter Chatter
In and Out of Consciousness
Member since Sep 2009
4659 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 8:55 pm to
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
5350 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

In all seriousness. You need to giver her MULTIPLE orgasms. My wife will get grumpy if I do not give her what she needs every 3 or 4 days. If I go longer than that she will start to get grumpy. This is what you do. First get her off with oral sex. You should be able to giver her 2 good clitoral orgasms if you are good at cunnilingus. Then move to the G-spot orgasm. This can be achieved via inserting your middle finger inside of her and doing to come hither motion with your middle finger. It will be even better if you stimulate her clitoris with your tongue while doing this. This should giver her at least one maybe two more orgasms, Next you give her the D. I don't mean sweet and soft making love. Sometimes women want to be ravaged so give it to her. After the orgasms that she just had she will be ready for it. If you can hit the cul-de-sac then you will give her the vaginal orgasm that all women crave. If you can't reach that spot then I would suggest that you introduce a toy that will reach it. Only use the toy after you have shot your load inside of her. This will provide extra lubrication for the toy. That should provide 5 or 6 orgasms of different varieties in one session. If this doesn't work then I don't know what to tell you.


Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39621 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:08 pm to


Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5277 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:10 pm to
Doea she have the Mirena?

If so, that's part of the problem.
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 10:09 pm
Posted by flvelo12
Palm Harbor, Florida
Member since Jan 2012
3318 posts
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:12 pm to
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She is an adult who should act like one. Tell her you don't appreciate her being a bitch and that it's unnecessary stress. You're there for her and will do what you can to support her, but it's her responsibility to straighten herself out.




Good luck with that.
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