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Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:36 am to tigerjjs
Once the kids go to bed, lock the bedroom door and just let it out. Ask her what the frick her problem is, if she says she's no longer happy tell her to beat feet and GTO.
Then hold her down and PIIHB
Then hold her down and PIIHB
Posted on 11/30/16 at 3:51 am to tigerjjs
Being grumpy is a woman's signal that she wants the sex.Turn that grumpiness into humpyness.
Turn her frown,and her arse upside down.
Turn her frown,and her arse upside down.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 4:59 am to tgrbaitn08
Women have about 10 personalities, just pick another one.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 5:05 am to tigerjjs
Well definitely don't buy her grumpy arse flowers or take her to dinner because that doesn't do shite no matter what people say
Do what Upperdecker said
Do what Upperdecker said
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PIIHB
Posted on 11/30/16 at 5:55 am to Apache
Best post in this thread
Posted on 11/30/16 at 5:57 am to tigerjjs
Step 1. Divorce
Step 2. Hit the gym
Step 3. Bang all the 21 year olds
Step 4. repeat step 3
Step 2. Hit the gym
Step 3. Bang all the 21 year olds
Step 4. repeat step 3
Posted on 11/30/16 at 5:59 am to tigerjjs
She's cheating on you. It's so obvious. You know it but don't want to believe.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 6:04 am to tigerjjs
Go with her to Dr. and discuss. Her patch may need to be adjusted. It also could be depression and/or anxiety. Good luck.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 6:04 am to tigerjjs
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She's right and we're wrong, no matter what.
She Philippine?
Anyway ... ear plugs. They're a beautiful thing.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 6:53 am to tigerjjs
Since you & the kids are wrong anyway, sit her down and say this: "hey woman, the kids & I are pretty tired of your shite. Now straighten the frick up and fly right!!!"
Please record the whole thing & report back......or have your kids do it in case your wife goes postal on your arse
Please record the whole thing & report back......or have your kids do it in case your wife goes postal on your arse
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:21 am to BengalBlood81
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She prolly just needs a snack. Every time I feel the demons stirring in my wife's head, I feed her a snack and Poof! Bye bye demons.
Your wife sounds fat.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:27 am to shawnlsu
I always get dressed and go home
Posted on 11/30/16 at 9:53 am to Lithium
Back rub.
Then PIIHB....
Then PIIHB....
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:13 am to tigerjjs
Thread bookmarked.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:13 am to toddzilla
In all seriousness. You need to giver her MULTIPLE orgasms. My wife will get grumpy if I do not give her what she needs every 3 or 4 days. If I go longer than that she will start to get grumpy.
This is what you do. First get her off with oral sex. You should be able to giver her 2 good clitoral orgasms if you are good at cunnilingus. Then move to the G-spot orgasm. This can be achieved via inserting your middle finger inside of her and doing to come hither motion with your middle finger. It will be even better if you stimulate her clitoris with your tongue while doing this. This should giver her at least one maybe two more orgasms, Next you give her the D. I don't mean sweet and soft making love. Sometimes women want to be ravaged so give it to her. After the orgasms that she just had she will be ready for it. If you can hit the cul-de-sac then you will give her the vaginal orgasm that all women crave. If you can't reach that spot then I would suggest that you introduce a toy that will reach it. Only use the toy after you have shot your load inside of her. This will provide extra lubrication for the toy.
That should provide 5 or 6 orgasms of different varieties in one session. If this doesn't work then I don't know what to tell you.
This is what you do. First get her off with oral sex. You should be able to giver her 2 good clitoral orgasms if you are good at cunnilingus. Then move to the G-spot orgasm. This can be achieved via inserting your middle finger inside of her and doing to come hither motion with your middle finger. It will be even better if you stimulate her clitoris with your tongue while doing this. This should giver her at least one maybe two more orgasms, Next you give her the D. I don't mean sweet and soft making love. Sometimes women want to be ravaged so give it to her. After the orgasms that she just had she will be ready for it. If you can hit the cul-de-sac then you will give her the vaginal orgasm that all women crave. If you can't reach that spot then I would suggest that you introduce a toy that will reach it. Only use the toy after you have shot your load inside of her. This will provide extra lubrication for the toy.
That should provide 5 or 6 orgasms of different varieties in one session. If this doesn't work then I don't know what to tell you.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:23 am to tigerjjs
As noted by many on the OT this is a medical problem. Make an appt with your doctor, not hers, and have something removed surgically from her. Repeat until improvement is evident.
This post was edited on 11/30/16 at 10:25 am
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:38 am to tigerjjs
"Soon her bad mood is her only made. Then all you can do is wait for that comet to strike the earth and bring you sweet relief."
Frank Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Frank Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:53 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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Well we have some ladies that post on here
Playing fast and loose with the word "ladies", I see.
Posted on 11/30/16 at 10:55 am to jflsufan
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In all seriousness. You need to giver her MULTIPLE orgasms
The female orgasm is a myth.
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