How much and where do you spray cologne?

directly on the taint is the first spray.

i use cologne maybe 4 times a year

I take my time machine back to 8th grade, spray it in the air, then run through it.

Bitches love Clinique Happy and Abercrombie for Men.




I haven't owned cologne since then though.

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None, nowhere.

What Caterpillar said

None.

Your body makes its own cologne.

Chicks dig it better.

12 sprays(while fully nude):

Face (eyes closed)
Left arm
Right arm
Shoulders/upper back
Chest
Neck
Lower back
In between butt cheeks
Crotch
Left leg
Right leg
Spray mist into air and then walk into it (finishing move)

Cologne is an invention from a time when good personal hygiene meant a weekly bath with unscented borax, monthly laundry, and no deodorant.

I have shampoo and conditioner, which have very faint pleasant smells. Body wash, which has a very faint pleasant smell. And deodorant, which has a very faint pleasant smell.

You can't smell me unless you rammed your nose against my hair or arm pit though.

Cologne is easily smelled from a long distance away from a person and they leave a trail of the scent every where they go. Cologne wearers deny this, but its like smokers not realizing they smell like an ashtray because they are used to it.

Its an invention meant to cover up stink.

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One spray on chest, one spray on wrist and rub on my neck.

Never let me down.