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re: How many 8 year olds can you take on?

Posted on 2/22/16 at 3:59 pm to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 3:59 pm to
First of all, 8 year old's, are at the age in their life where they will give the absolute zeroist of fricks about personal injury to themselves. They will be fearless, but they aren't stupid like 5 year old's so they will wait for a few alphas to attack first. It won't be a rush of hundreds at once.

2-3 alphas, the kids with long hair or buzzcuts, no in betweens. 2 will be regular size, one will be a big ole fatty. But at 8 years old the fatty is usually the bully just because of size. So when the alphas make their move the first reaction is to kick as hard as you can aiming for the nuts and/or skulls. Either will land a blow hard enough to knock them to their knees or stomachs. At that point, if the second wave hasn't started you need to stomp the alphas on the ground to completely incapacitate them. This is your statement to the hoard.

The second wave will be filled with the popular kids. This wave will be tough because it will be huge. Here you'll need an all out punching and kicking attack. Again you want to land blows to the nuts and of heads to render them unconscious. Also rip hair as needed. Your looking for contact here, not damage as the sheer numbers will overcome you if you try to be surgical about it. If you make it far enough through the second wave 1) you will be injured. You will be bitten, and stomped on. You will be scratched and clawed, and probably have hair ripped from your skull. I guarantee one of your nuts will be busted open. Your stomach will be pulverized and you may even have gotten a fishhook or eye gouge.

If you survive long enough in the second wave the third will come and it will feel like it's still the second wave. Here is where you will die. I mean you may still be taking them out from the ground, but they will be stomping your nuts and skull until your just put out of it.

I think maybe 20 ish 8 year old's before I'm dead.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

First of all, 8 year old's, are at the age in their life where they will give the absolute zeroist of fricks about personal injury to themselves.


This guy gets it.
Posted by Coach72
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:28 pm to
Need more info.
Are they travel baseball kids or urban youths?
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:30 pm to
4-5 of the toughest ones would take down most any grown man.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58691 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:32 pm to
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hoard


Change to "horde". Otherwise, your detailed analysis was impressive and on point.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:37 pm to
If 10 eight year olds surround you and rush your from all angles, both high and low, you will go down.

2 wrapped around your legs, 2 jump on your back biting and clawing your eyes, 6 more just punching and kicking you all over, including in the nuts, stomach and kidneys.

I was made of rubber when I was 8 years old and had unlimited endurance.

Your best shot would be knocking them out one by one as best you can with hard haymakers to help your numbers out. I think with some adult preparing them with a strategy though would make this very hard.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:39 pm to
I was fricking invincible when I was 8

Posted by RogerRabbit69
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:40 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

was made of rubber when I was 8 years old and had unlimited endurance.



That was years ago. Nowadays every kid is a diabetic who struggles to breathe. Whole different ballgame.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6428 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:44 pm to
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Need more info. Are they travel baseball kids or urban youths?


Totally Mixed. Boys and girls alike. I'd be more scared of the girls. Savage little beasts.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15319 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:44 pm to
Are these 8 year olds that wear air Jordan's and can already dunk on a nine foot goal. I'd say three if that's the case.
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:52 pm to
Here's your lineup:






Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

That was years ago. Nowadays every kid is a diabetic who struggles to breathe. Whole different ballgame.



Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9213 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 9:00 pm to
That is the greatest post I have ever read on this board.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39273 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 10:31 am to
You grab the first one by the heels and start swinging around like a mace. You'd clear a 10 foot diameter circle, then let him go. He'll mow a few of them down.

The circle will close, and you do it all over again. That way you'll get a rest from the spinning and avoid getting dizzy.

You'll still wear out eventually. I mean, no matter what, you'll eventually die of lack of sleep.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/23/16 at 11:13 am to
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