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re: How many 8 year olds can you take on?

Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by Backinthe615
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:46 pm to
Yea maybe the edit was wrong but our previous premise was that all the kids knew they had to kill you and being scared never came into play. They all attack you at the same time.

8 year olds are around 60lbs. A few of them on your back would get heavy quick.
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:46 pm to
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saint amant steve


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makes sense
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:47 pm to
i love these discussions, esp when drunk as frick
Posted by Rand AlThor
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:49 pm to
If I had to fight them all at once in an open space, probably 7-10 max. If I could like funnel them and fight 1v1, probably a thousand or more really
Posted by shel311
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:50 pm to
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It would be more of an endurance thing than a numbers thing
This.

I've never claimed to be the toughest, but I do think I'd be ok until I got tired... Which wouldn't take long lol.

That's assuming normal 8 year olds and not just dozens of them coming at you at once. If you just go true kamikaze mode, they're going to struggle with stopping you.
This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 9:51 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:50 pm to
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8 year olds are around 60lbs. A few of them on your back would get heavy quick.

exactly and they can come at you from all angles

if 2 get ahold of your arm you ain't punching shite while you try to drag them
Posted by Anonymous95
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:51 pm to
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If I could like funnel them

Have you ever tried to funnel even two 8 year olds? Can't be done. They're shifty as frick.
This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 9:53 pm
Posted by IceTiger
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:56 pm to
I think literally hundreds...exhaustion would consume me before 8 year old could kill me. There would be a wall of corpses.

There'd be a lot of crying.
Posted by Pavoloco83
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:56 pm to
Depends on what hood they be from.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:58 pm to
I'll say 5.

Lemme kick 5's asses. Then I'll up the anti.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:58 pm to
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There'd be a lot of crying.
you're a pussy
Posted by danilo
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:59 pm to
Pics?
Posted by Jones
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:59 pm to
Yea thats what kept the number lower than people originally thought. This hypothetical scenario had kids that had no fear and knew what the plan was and tried to kill you by all means necessary.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:00 pm to
Are they without weapons?
Posted by IceTiger
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:01 pm to
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ou're a pussy


From the 8 year olds, try to keep up owlie
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:02 pm to
one lifeless body of an 8 yr old would make a helluva weapon
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:02 pm to
I'm sticking with 5. Pretty sure I could take 5 out.

Put them in the hospital type shite. Really make them regret the fickin day they rolled out of bed thinking that was a good idea.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:03 pm to
the number may be more than 10, but it's certainly less than 20

20 would allow 4 kids to go for each of your legs, 4 kids to go for each of your arms, and 4 to charge your front

i was at a family function today and a 6 year old grabbed my leg. obviously i wasn't trying to fight her, but i wasn't exactly mobile in that scenario
Posted by Shooter
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Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:03 pm to
What color are the 8 year old kids? Do they come from poor families? How tall are they? Are they hungry? I have to know this to give you an accurate answer.
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