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re: How many 8 year olds can you take on?

Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:52 am to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:52 am to
Tigerdroppings:
A) Discussing Ben Simmons jersey reitrement, Inappropriate
B) Discussing how many 8 yr old Juvenile asses one can beat up in a single setting, Appropriate









PS, I'd like to take on a good 33 and see how that goes.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6428 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:53 am to
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Male or female


Totally mixed dynamic. You have Caitlyn, Tredarius, Kyle and Deztinee fighting side by side.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:54 am to
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I think this is how most pedophilic fantasies begin...


Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79677 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:55 am to
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How many 8 year olds can you take on?



I'm coaching nine of them in basketball right now. I think I could get taken down pretty quick if the the little frickers ever got a mind to mob me.
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
11156 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:56 am to
5 of us took down my uncle in a 5 on 1 football game around that age. So I'll say more than that.
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:57 am to
Weird I was thinking about a similar question yesterday.

I could take about 15 before they'd wear me down I guess. The biggest problem is they'd gather around the legs and feet and trip me. Once on the ground they'd pile on. So the key is to knock each out with a swift punch, or pick one up and swing him around like a club.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:58 am to
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I could take about 15 before they'd wear me down I guess. The biggest problem is they'd gather around the legs and feet and trip me. Once on the ground they'd pile on. So the key is to knock each out with a swift punch, or pick one up and swing him around like a club.


8 yr olds aren't going to respond well to a good punch or kick.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:31 pm to
I'll just go ahead and admit I'd love to fight a mob of 8yr olds. Just to see.
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 12:35 pm to
Why y'all downvotin
Posted by 805tiger
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

A) Discussing Ben Simmons jersey reitrement, Inappropriate


Posted by dantes69
Boise, Id.
Member since Aug 2011
2022 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:00 pm to
what are they wearing?
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:01 pm to
My son is 8 and weighs 113 lbs, takes karate lessons plays several sports and loves to "rassle." I'm not sure I can take him in a fair fight so back to the old adage, "old age and treachery always trumps youth and exuberance."
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:16 pm to
113 lbs at 8 years old is pretty fat
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:21 pm to
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113 lbs at 8 years old is pretty fat




Yeesh. This kid could be 8 years and 364 days old and 113 pounds would still put him far, far outside of the 95th percentile. FTR, the 95th percentile for a kid at 9 years old on the button is approximately 88 pounds.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:22 pm to
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My son is 8 and weighs 113 lbs, takes karate lessons plays several sports and loves to "rassle."


I will still whip his arse. Old man strength trumps all.

ETA: Eight year olds, Dude.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Grandioso
Driftwood, TX
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:25 pm to
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A lot.


Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:36 pm to
He is still only 8 and only weighs 113 lbs. If you can't knock out a 100 lb kid with one punch, you've got problems.
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3182 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:51 pm to
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As long as my feet are wide and I have a good base


Thats the thing, the first place they will grab is your feet and latch on.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36363 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 2:59 pm to
Dunno man. A good few I would think.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 3:00 pm to
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the first place they will grab is your feet and latch on.


kick them off like they are nothing. You knock the frick out of a few and the others are going to be hesitant
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