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re: How many 8 year olds can you take on?

Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:46 am to
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 1:46 am to
Am I allowed to beat a kid up with another kid? Like can I take a skinny kid around the ankles and start swinging him at the others?
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
20263 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:11 am to
quote:

What's their skill level?


Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:56 am to
There is a test somewhere that tells you how many 5 year olds you can take on.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117700 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 5:58 am to
Is it scientific though?
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:05 am to
quote:

Is it scientific though?



It's for fun...and at least it's original in the question.

This thread, however, is not.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9213 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:12 am to
A couple sneaking up behind you and kicking you in the balls would be when things go downhill quickly. I think skill level is important here. I have an 8 year old nephew who is hell on wheels and wrestles and plays football like a madman. 10 of him would be interesting at once, especially if they jump on you like the clones in The Matrix.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22296 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:27 am to
quote:

Are they without weapons?


Everyone is weapon less






If I don't have my knife, that means the fight is taking place in either a shower stall or a federal courthouse. Completely different strategeries.


But the correct answer is 42.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40126 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:28 am to
Am I allowed to wear a cup? 8 years old love to go for the nut shot.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:42 am to
You just watch step-brothers?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 6:52 am to
If it was a fight to the death there would be a significant shortage of 9 yr olds the following year
Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 7:49 am to
I have two 8 yr old sons and they haven't been able to yet. They are some tough little sob's, masters at mental warfare.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 2/22/16 at 7:52 am to
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64208 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:00 am to
quote:

they couldn't jump down from up above during the fight


made me
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64208 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:14 am to
Are these 8 year olds named Rocky, Tum Tum, or Colt?
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2049 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:42 am to
I think I could taken on the same amount that Jared gave his footlong sub to..... or at least somewhere in that ballpark.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30189 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Are these 8 year olds named Rocky, Tum Tum, or Colt?


This is a valid question
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 8:59 am to
If you let the wrong one get behind you it's over, my 8 year old can tap me out if he sneaks up on me, and I'm not weak by any stretch of the imagination.
This post was edited on 2/22/16 at 9:00 am
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
7679 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 10:38 am to
I'd step into a broom closet so that they couldn't surround me. Then I would alternate face punches with throat chops until my arms became jelly. Kicks to the stomach after that.

I think I could fend off North of 50 before I became exhausted. Now, if I could shut the door and take a nap every so often?... All the 8 year Olds in the world!
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6428 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:49 am to
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my 8 year old can tap me out


I don't think many people understand 8 year old strength.

Not every kid is little Tommy or sweet Suzie.
Posted by dantes69
Boise, Id.
Member since Aug 2011
2022 posts
Posted on 2/22/16 at 11:50 am to
male or female?
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