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How do you fake giving a shite what women say?

Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:30 pm
I'm fining it increasingly harder to pretend to give a shite when women talk.

It's just endless droning nonsense with no substance.
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25872 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:31 pm to
Good, just (pretend) to listen and nod. Works every time.
This post was edited on 8/29/17 at 7:32 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66448 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:31 pm to
I say, hey thats cool. Let me call you back after :insert excuse:.
This post was edited on 8/29/17 at 8:07 pm
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:31 pm to
Its only gonna get worse
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33910 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:31 pm to
Married, gave up on that a decade ago.
Posted by FightinTiga
Pumpkin Center
Member since Feb 2009
20745 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:32 pm to
Yeah man I've just gotten numb to it
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:33 pm to
Every minute or two, pick up the phone, unmute it, and go, "Uh huh."
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Every minute or two, pick up the phone, unmute it, and go, "Uh huh."


I talking about face to face
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:34 pm to
Waaaaaat
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37341 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:34 pm to
Start sucking dick. That should do the trick in no time.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57499 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:35 pm to
I drink
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30149 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:36 pm to
If she's hot, I just start imagining what the the blow job will be like and nodding my head. If she's ugly, I just walk away.
This post was edited on 8/29/17 at 7:37 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18055 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:36 pm to
Say uhuhh and yeah over and over until they stop talking
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:38 pm to
Look at their tits and say, "I see what you mean".
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3737 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:38 pm to
Find better women to be around.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124330 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

I'm fining it increasingly harder to pretend to give a shite when women talk. It's just endless droning nonsense with no substance.


Smile and nod. Then start making out.

Although I really appreciate a woman that can hold a real, interesting conversation.

Instead of one I'm just putting up with in order to do the no pants dance
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26591 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

It's just endless droning nonsense with no substance


Being on Tigerdroppings most of the day is good practice.
Posted by Izzy Mandelbaum Sr
Think you're better than me, huh?
Member since Jul 2017
514 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:42 pm to
Look at their eyebrows while they speak. Jackie Onassis style.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:45 pm to
Nod in agreement and hope she doesn't ask you something that requires more than a yes or no answer.
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