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Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:46 pm to Breesus
By not associating with women like that.
I talk to women who actually say something interesting.
I talk to women who actually say something interesting.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:46 pm to Breesus
i really suck at this. even when they are hot.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:47 pm to Breesus
Hit em with a real question. Then you can laugh about their answer, but not aloud.
I know the fricking kids are alright and you spent all our money at Target..and something about the AC and more about how people can't park correctly at the grocery or your coworker is such a bitch. I totally get when I need to pick this or that fricker up this week and I didn't forget about the plans this weekend..
But for real..baby..
If I don't see the turd in the toilet, do I need to wipe?
I know the fricking kids are alright and you spent all our money at Target..and something about the AC and more about how people can't park correctly at the grocery or your coworker is such a bitch. I totally get when I need to pick this or that fricker up this week and I didn't forget about the plans this weekend..
But for real..baby..
If I don't see the turd in the toilet, do I need to wipe?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:47 pm to Breesus
Sunglasses, always wear sunglasses
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:47 pm to Breesus
I'm a lucky SOB, apparently. My wife isn't a big talker, and when she does talk a lot it's usually sports related. 
Posted on 8/29/17 at 7:48 pm to Breesus
The next guy who does listen to her will smack dat arse for you.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:06 pm to Breesus
Throw in "and how does that make you feel" every once in a while.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:08 pm to Breesus
When you've been married long enough you just reply with "uh huh" as long as you can. I get caught sometimes when it's a question but I think most women just like to hear themselves talk
This post was edited on 8/29/17 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:11 pm to Breesus
Booze
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:13 pm to Breesus
Women love sarcasm.
Next face to face conversation just say hey, nice shoes. Wanna frick?
Next face to face conversation just say hey, nice shoes. Wanna frick?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:14 pm to Breesus
Politely acknowledge that they've spoken by saying 'yup' while doing something completely different.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:14 pm to Breesus
Tell her you need a beer
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:20 pm to Breesus
Acting like you don't give a shite is the easiest way to get them in bed. Why would you act like you do?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:21 pm to Breesus
It's all about communication. For instance, my wife can always tell when I'm interested in what she's saying because I'll maintain eye contact and raise my eyebrows. She knows to change the subject because I'm uninterested when I slap the shite out of her. All about communication bruh.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:25 pm to LucasP
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:36 pm to Hogwarts
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Say uhuhh and yeah over and over
Which is also how I fake orgasms
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:47 pm to Breesus
Never been married?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:53 pm to Breesus
Find one that is intelligent.
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