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re: How do you fake giving a shite what women say?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:58 pm to Breesus
Posted on 8/29/17 at 8:58 pm to Breesus
Depends on the woman. I don't work with many women. The women I do work with are engineers or computer science types. They're competent, by and large, and not too wordy, so this isn't an issue.
If it's my wife, I just stop her mid-sentence and tell her that she's "losing me," and ask her to wrap it up. She usually doesn't like this, but usually I don't like her stories so my goal is to help her tell better stories for both of our sakes.
If it's just some random broad I'm talking to, I do the same thing. I'll just cut her off and tell her that's she's losing me. I don't really care.
If it's my wife, I just stop her mid-sentence and tell her that she's "losing me," and ask her to wrap it up. She usually doesn't like this, but usually I don't like her stories so my goal is to help her tell better stories for both of our sakes.
If it's just some random broad I'm talking to, I do the same thing. I'll just cut her off and tell her that's she's losing me. I don't really care.
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Posted on 8/29/17 at 9:01 pm to Pecker
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women...... are engineers
what do y'all do? Do y'all hand them graph paper and let them pretend like they're doing math? Sounds adorable
Posted on 8/29/17 at 9:10 pm to LucasP
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what do y'all do? Do y'all hand them graph paper and let them pretend like they're doing math?
Sounds adorable
We let them manage our mechanical pencil supply. Full lead and a clean eraser gets you an atta girl and a smack on the arse.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 9:53 pm to Breesus
Just say, "Yeah, I don't like her either" every 15 minutes or so and 80% of the time she'll think you're listening to what she was saying.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 9:56 pm to Breesus
Nod, smile, and stare at tits
Posted on 8/29/17 at 10:26 pm to Breesus
Based on your comment I'm sure they feel the same about you. You sound like a real prick
Posted on 8/29/17 at 10:27 pm to Pecker
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If it's my wife, I just stop her mid-sentence and tell her that she's "losing me," and ask her to wrap it up. She usually doesn't like this, but usually I don't like her stories so my goal is to help her tell better stories for both of our sakes.
I like this idea, but I thought about doing it to my mother, and I realized that I don't want a spatula across the face.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 10:28 pm to jim712
You pick up feminine hygiene products don't you?
Posted on 8/29/17 at 10:35 pm to Breesus
Posted on 8/29/17 at 10:36 pm to LucasP
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It's all about communication. For instance, my wife can always tell when I'm interested in what she's saying because I'll maintain eye contact and raise my eyebrows. She knows to change the subject because I'm uninterested when I slap the shite out of her. All about communication bruh.
:lol I've read this three times and can't quit laughing.
Posted on 8/29/17 at 10:39 pm to Breesus
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How do you fake giving a shite what women say?
Always insert a "I know how you feel" in there amongst the "uh-huh" and "hmm" replies.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 12:44 am to Breesus
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How do you fake giving a shite what women say? by Breesus
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:15 am to Breesus
The same way I do when a man is talking.
This post was edited on 8/30/17 at 1:16 am
Posted on 8/30/17 at 1:46 am to Breesus
"I know exactly what you mean" and "You're totally right" are my go to phrases
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