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re: Have you ever snuck in an ingredient that someone "didn't eat"?

Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:46 am to
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:46 am to
I win
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:46 am to
People with celiac disease know what it is.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:47 am to
I have a friend who is legitimately allergic to gluten. He has been for at least the 15 years I have known him. If he eats it he gets a head ache and feels sluggish and generally like shite the rest of the day. I know "gluten free" is a trendy thing right now, but it is a legitimate allergy.

It's better not to risk poisoning someone just to prove that you are more self righteous than they are.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:48 am to
I think everyone had seen that episode of Scrubs, you're not fooling anyone.
Posted by Bucktail1
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:48 am to
BS...he might have an allergy, but it's not to "gluten".
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:48 am to
When I worked in a kitchen and cooked for other staff I did this all the time.
Posted by Hogwarts
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:49 am to
Yes in a High school culinary arts class, we were making corn cakes or something and sneaked a small hot dog in one to a girl that was a vegetarian. She bit into it and quickly spit it out and yelled at us
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:49 am to
quote:

there are people that actually have Celiac disease...while obviously a lot of people self diagnose themselves with it or with "sensitivity", I'm not taking that chance


Had a third-cousin with celiac that died. I'm not talking about people that tell you they have celiac. I'm talking about people with made up nonsense. I just tell them "sure, it's gluten free, cage-free, 0-Trans fat, organic, fair trade blah blah blah."


It's the label they want to hear. They can't tell the damn difference.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:49 am to
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You don't have a gluten-allergy you silly soccer mom.




You do realize some people do have gluten allergies. I've known a few that had legitimate gluten allergies.

quote:

About 1 in 100 people — about 1 percent — have celiac disease, an inherited autoimmune disease that causes damage to the small intestine when gluten is ingested. About .4 percent of people have a doctor-diagnosed wheat allergy, according to a 2006 study
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:50 am to
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I'm talking about people with made up nonsense. I just tell them "sure, it's gluten free, cage-free, 0-Trans fat, organic, fair trade blah blah blah."


I've literally never met anyone that has come to my house and asked for my food to meet any of these requirements.

And I'm pretty confident you haven't either.

Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:52 am to
I line my son's backpack with peanut butter and send him to daycare.

Peanut-free zone my arse.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:52 am to
I make a really good chili-cheese dip that a vegetarian I know would just pretend didn't have meat in it
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:53 am to
My grandfather and his buddies used to get together once a week or so and cook, drink and play cards. One week, it was his turn to cook so he decided to make a rabbit jambalaya. Well, his dad had just killed a nutria earlier that day and he remembered that all his buddies refused to eat such a trash animal (even though he had tried on multiple occasions to tell them otherwise). That night he made a rabbit jambalaya but snuck the nutria in there and tied a piece of string around every piece of nutria meat to ensure that everyone that said it was a trash animal got a taste of it. Of course everyone loved it until he told them what it was. He still laughed about it pretty hard 30 years after it happened.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:58 am to
I frequently cook for lots of people. I'm not gonna modify a big pot just because someone doesn't like garlic, or okra, or something else.

I'll just tell them there isn't any of that in there. They'll eat it and tell me how good it is without ever knowing. People Just think they don't like something most of the time.


And yes, I have had guests (usually in high school or college or whatnot) who "only eat organic" or "vegan" or what have you.


They never know and ask for seconds.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:58 am to
Had a female friend who swore she'd never swallow Bc it's gross. So what do you think I put in the cheese dip I made one night. I got that girl to eat jizz. Plus about 5 other people which was foreseeable I guess. And kind of hot.
Posted by fr33manator
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Posted by upgrayedd online on 1/29/16 at 10:53 am to fr33manator My grandfather and his buddies used to get together once a week or so and cook, drink and play cards. One week, it was his turn to cook so he decided to make a rabbit jambalaya. Well, his dad had just killed a nutria earlier that day and he remembered that all his buddies refused to eat such a trash animal (even though he had tried on multiple occasions to tell them otherwise). That night he made a rabbit jambalaya but snuck the nutria in there and tied a piece of string around every piece of nutria meat to ensure that everyone that said it was a trash animal got a taste of it. Of course everyone loved it until he told them what it was. He still laughed about it pretty hard 30 years after it happened.



Did this with bobcat once. He was going for thirds when we told him what it was
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:01 am to
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And yes, I have had guests (usually in high school or college or whatnot) who "only eat organic" or "vegan" or what have you.


did they specifically tell you to serve them only organic? or do they only eat organic when they buy/cook it?

quote:

I'm not gonna modify a big pot just because someone doesn't like garlic, or okra, or something else.


neither would I

Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:01 am to
Because celiac disease is a made up condition.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:04 am to
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What percentage of "allergies" or "I can't eat that it does this" nonsense do you think are purely made up?

Took a girl out for pizza who claimed to have a gluten sensitivity. When we got back to my place she was running back and forth to the bathroom and I could hear her shiteing through the wall. Never again will I question a gluten allergy.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:06 am to
You still tried to eat her out after that
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