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re: Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants As an Adult?
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:08 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:08 pm to Mr Personality
Yes, and I've never eaten at Bullrito's again.
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Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:15 pm to Mr Personality
you haven't lived, til you dropped a load on the floor on the way to the bathroom
then discovered bits on the back of your leg....
then discovered bits on the back of your leg....
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:18 pm to Mr Personality
Really sick. Didn't quite make it to the toilet and dropped a nice moon pie right in front of the toilet. While I was finishing up my dog walked in and ate it.
Now every time I'm on the toilet he hangs around like I'm eating steak and he's hoping for a bite ( true story).
Now every time I'm on the toilet he hangs around like I'm eating steak and he's hoping for a bite ( true story).
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:19 pm to Mr Personality
I was taking a piss at Ivar's once and decided to let out a fart. Unfortunately, a little extra came out with it. I had to play it cool since I was with a group if several people. Of course Ivar's didn't even have a stall or even toilet paper so I had to run to the Shell station and clean up there. Took off my underwear, threw it away, cleaned up, and headed back to the bar. Told everyone I had to make a call for work.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:19 pm to Rhino5
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No, I'm just saying that POS is literally shitting on the face of America.
Putin is also 1000x smarter and owns his arse.
But back to poop in pants.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:25 pm to Mr Personality
Working down town Dallas, had my wife drop me off at the Dart train and I rode in to work. Went to lunch at Ghingis Grill and while walking back I shite down both legs.
Called my boss and explained that I had to go home, then walked 3 blocks to the train and rode it back up north (20 minutes)with several people sitting around me.
Worst part was calling my wife to come get me as I stand there with my pants full of shite. She laughed all the way home.
Called my boss and explained that I had to go home, then walked 3 blocks to the train and rode it back up north (20 minutes)with several people sitting around me.
Worst part was calling my wife to come get me as I stand there with my pants full of shite. She laughed all the way home.
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:29 pm to Mr Personality
This thread has me dying. But yes I have. Trusted a fart and it turned out to be straight piss shite. Luckily I was at my house.
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:33 pm to auzach91
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This thread has me dying.
Hopefully you gave me an up vote.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:34 pm to Mr Personality
frick yeah, I always live on the edge
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:36 pm to Mr Personality
You correct
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:40 pm to Mr Personality
There was a bad stomach bug going around the office. Two guys had to go to the hospital due to dehydration. I thought I missed it and drove to my girlfriends family's house for the weekend. It hit me that night. Coming out both ends every 30 minutes. At about 4 a.m. I'm dead tired from lack of sleep and evacuating everything from my body all night. I must have fallen asleep and woke up to the scary feeling of am I dreaming that I just shite myself, or did I actually just shite myself. I wouldn't be posting here if it was just a dream.
That's not the bad part. My girlfriend (now wife) decided to stay in the same room with me even though I advised against it due to being contagious. In the same bed. I shite the bed at someone else's house with someone else in the bed. Good times.
That's not the bad part. My girlfriend (now wife) decided to stay in the same room with me even though I advised against it due to being contagious. In the same bed. I shite the bed at someone else's house with someone else in the bed. Good times.
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:42 pm to Mr Personality
No but I have fell in mud before
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:43 pm to Mr Personality
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:50 pm to Mr Personality
If you haven't shat yourself as an adult you aren't taking enough risks in life.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:50 pm to Mr Personality
I was on the swim team in high school and I had been sick leading up to a meet and I was on an antibiotic that tore my stomach up. I thought I had cleared it all out before but when I was bent over on the starting line diarrhea just exploded out of my arse. And yes I was in a speedo. At the time I didn't know exactly how much had come out so I thought no one had noticed so I just stayed in position and dove in when the buzzer sounded. Apparently it was MUCH worse than I thought and everyone saw it slide down my legs and a thick brown cloud followed me through the pool. They had to delay the meet while they siphoned out some of the water and filled the pool back up. I was hoping that somehow word wouldn't get around but the next day I get to school, open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:55 pm to Mr Personality
About 5 years ago I was working at a pizza place for the summer - got high after work and ate a pizza I took home that had been out for pretty much my entire shift unrefrigerated in a 100 degree or higher kitchen. Woke up the next day and felt fine, but that afternoon is when the poisoning set in. Literally couldn't stop shitting or puking. The one time that I did, I shite myself on the way to the hospital. Had to call a roommate and get him to bring me clothes. Stomach got pumped and stayed in the hospital for a couple of days. Was not the best time of my life.
This post was edited on 8/31/15 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:57 pm to Grim
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Grim
As many upvotes are legally possible to you, Sir. Bravo!
Posted on 8/31/15 at 5:58 pm to Mr Personality
In college I was at a bar, talking to this young lady. Things were working and my friend was jumping on her fat friend grenade for me.
I had to piss, so I went to the bathroom. NEVER trust a fart. I had to freeball the rest of the night and delay any talk of going beyond the pool game, for the time.
I had to piss, so I went to the bathroom. NEVER trust a fart. I had to freeball the rest of the night and delay any talk of going beyond the pool game, for the time.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:08 pm to Mr Personality
Twice.
Posted on 8/31/15 at 6:22 pm to Mr Personality
NEVER trust a fart!
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