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Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants As an Adult?

Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:27 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:27 pm
One time when I was 20, I had to shite really bad at a Christmas party after eating hot wings. I thought the smell I left in the bathroom would turn off all the ladies, so I made an excuse to go home.

Halfway there, I couldn't take it anymore and soiled myself.

That's the only time though.
Posted by Mark Makers
The LP
Member since Jul 2015
2336 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:28 pm to
We talking just a little shart or a full blown turd?
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:28 pm to
you full on shiet yourself? or just a little leakage?
Posted by iamAG
Member since Aug 2015
3517 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:28 pm to
I had a bad stomach bug a few years ago. Every time I threw up I shite myself. Like a brown water shite not a solid one.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22775 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:29 pm to
Do we include blacked out drunk nights in this assessment?
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:29 pm to
Too much draft beer and weed one night did me in.
Of course it came out both ends but still I messed my pants up.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:29 pm to
Nope, but I have gotten up the next day after a day of drinking and someone else shite in my pants.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

you full on shiet yourself? or just a little leakage?


Well, it was diarrhea style, not logs, but full on shite myself. It was a lot.
Posted by tigersaint24
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2014
1670 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:30 pm to
Was it a leg twitching poop or just a shart
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:31 pm to
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22452 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:31 pm to
I was super sick once and just liquid shite my pants while i was standing at the toilet pissing. Didnt even feel it happening. Just looked down and was like "god damn it"
Posted by Morecowbell
Ravenite Social Club
Member since Jul 2005
3053 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:32 pm to
I drank a shitload the night b4 a huge black tie gala. Eat half my dinner at the gala, then try to eek out a small fart to relieve some of my stomach pain. Bad call. Fast walked to the bathroom, took off my underwear, threw them away, and freeballed for the rest of the night. Not a flood of diarrhea, but enough to pitch the undies and feel shameful the rest of the night.
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13480 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:33 pm to
A few times when I had the stomach bug/food poisoning, but not enough to warrant these:

The Butterfly
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:33 pm to
shite yourself=dirty drawers?

I felt a fart coming, so i pushed, and i felt wetness, squeezed my cheeks, and drove home quickly. I was pissed, thinking i was going to have to clean the car seat, shorts, etc.

I had serious mud butt, but i saved it from soiling my drawers, but man was it some serious mud butt. It was about half n inch from being a huge blowout.

Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18778 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:35 pm to
No
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:35 pm to
Yall are some gross dudes
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Well, it was diarrhea style, not logs, but full on shite myself. It was a lot.

So you marinated in your feces the entire ride home. nice.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10453 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants As an Adult?


I am sure that there as been more than one OT'er that has been stuck in the parking lot on I-10 and had to drop a duece in their pants.
Posted by Swirlchocolate
Member since Jul 2015
77 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:38 pm to
Sick frickers.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 8/31/15 at 4:38 pm to
No, but I've had plenty of close calls.
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