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Guy goes to Mexico to off himself, has life-saving bender instead
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:09 pm
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Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well frick a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
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Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes. Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
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Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This story is what the OT was made for. 
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This is the diary for every poster on the OT.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
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Nov 06, 2014
You don't say...
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Hm. Feel like I've heard this story before...
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
shite, I was having a bad day then I read that. Thanks a bunch. It's about as uplifting a story as I've seen in some time. 
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
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Nov 06, 2014
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This made the rounds a while back. Fantastic story.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
sure that wasn't in Frankfurt?
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This guy did this again?!
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Nice bump, always good to revisit these uplifting stories.
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to Y.A. Tittle
This is definitely germans, multiple times on here.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to upgrayedd
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Nov 06, 2014
Screw the haters, brother. It uplifted the hell out of me.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
I'm going to need the address for the establishment he stayed in...
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:12 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Everybody loves a good comeback story.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:12 pm to TheSlizzardKing
TFM is still around as a website??
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:12 pm to ColoradoAg03
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This is definitely germans, multiple times on here.
that plus it's a typical day just about anywhere south of 24 north
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:13 pm to LucasP
Wait a second, this isn't a bump!!! This a-hole thinks he's breaking news!!!! frick you OP, you've wasted everyone's time!! Eat shite.
Do us all a favor, when you do decide to check out, skip the the trip to Mexico, you piece of shite.
Do us all a favor, when you do decide to check out, skip the the trip to Mexico, you piece of shite.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:14 pm to LucasP
I agree. As a current and upstanding member of a thread police, I am physically incapable of noticing a duplicate thread topic and moving on. I must comment with a lame putdown or a Germans reference. It's a disease.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:15 pm to LucasP
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Do us all a favor, when you do decide to check out, skip the the trip to Mexico, you piece of shite.
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