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re: Guy goes to Mexico to off himself, has life-saving bender instead

Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:17 pm to
Is this the right of passage that gets us access to the classics board?

buying my flight now
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Nice bump


I'm thinking the guy in the story was more of a gator tail man, myself.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:18 pm to
Germans
Posted by TheSlizzardKing
70115
Member since Oct 2010
470 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:19 pm to
I feel sorry for you losers. You truly need to get out more and stop policing a sub category on a college sports message board.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:20 pm to
People think this is something to frick around with, it's not. You're wasting people's time, that's the most precious thing we have and you're just pissing it away.

Like the time it's taking me to type this out, I could be doing work or calling my Dad to tell him I love him. But no, my precious moments are wasted righting this wrong. frick you OP, frick you into the ground where you belong.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:22 pm to
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I feel sorry for you losers. You truly need to get out more and stop policing a sub category on a college sports message board.

I was joking, Henry.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.


Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59532 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:24 pm to
That story brought a tear to my eye.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40119 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:24 pm to
Now this is what im talking about OT!!!
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48418 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:27 pm to
This might sound crazy but I believe that I have had a Vision and a Message from Beyond telling me to found a NEW RELIGION based on these tenets. A new Religion for which I AM THE PROPHET !

I HAVE SEEN THE REDEEMING POWER OF THESE NEW SACRAMENTS !

Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43341 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:36 pm to
fricking epic!

Thanks for reposting OP, I probably wasn't around the last time it was posted.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17139 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Of the 40 women 20 are older and less appealing. 15 are okay to good. 5 are worth dragging my cock through a mile of broken glass just to be the last guy in line to frick them.


Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24310 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5005 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:03 pm to
I know this has turned into a bash OP thread, but we are missing the best and most inspiring part of the article.
quote:

He then packed his shite up and headed back home, STD-free.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97651 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes. Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.


Hell I've done that plenty times with no intentions of killing myself
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24590 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:44 pm to
upvote

This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 2:47 pm
Posted by Creamer
louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
2817 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:46 pm to
Can someone at least update us on whether this guy is still alive?
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10445 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:50 pm to
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Can someone at least update us on whether this guy is still alive?


Surely got the AIDS from that trip.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37250 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 2:53 pm to
Hell yeah.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61289 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 3:31 pm to
So cocaine made him feel like life wasn't that bad?
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