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re: Funniest shite happend at work, i think someone was trolling

Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:04 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:04 am to
quote:

what if they were donut flavored apples?



Like dividing by zero.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:04 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:05 am to
quote:

i come to clock in



This a figure of speech or you actually have to clock in?
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 10:06 am
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:06 am to
quote:

what if they were donut flavored apples? i would eat that


Target had cotton candy grapes a few months ago. They really did have a cotton candy flavor.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Target had cotton candy grapes a few months ago. They really did have a cotton candy flavor.



Not sure I would like that.

That's just straight sugar flavor.
Posted by MapGuy
I was born,I grew older,I'm here
Member since May 2010
37438 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:08 am to
i'm guessing "all natural" wasn't on the packaging.
Posted by s14suspense
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14690 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:09 am to
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what kind of apples? If they were red delicious, I don't blame people for not touching them. If they were fuji, you can mail them to me.



Gala or GTFO.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32403 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:11 am to
Try way to hard..still suck..
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4906 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:17 am to
I have to bring breakfast or lunch into a lot of offices in my job.

There is always one bitch in every office that will complain because I didn't bring in vegan options.

There are always 20 to 30 other bitches, that will complain if I bring in something healthy and skip the donuts and breakfast tacos. But during every visit at least one of these bitches will tell me they just started this new diet plan while I just saw them shoving donuts in there mouth and chugging coke.

I'm so sick of it now, i switched to a service that delivers. I send them a menu let them pick there shite and give the service my credit card number.

This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 10:22 am
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:18 am to
quote:

i'm guessing "all natural" wasn't on the packaging.


I think they are actually all natural--a result of selective plant breeding. LINK
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:26 am to
quote:

it will be funny for those of us who are not fat


I'm kinda fat and I think it's funny as frick. There should be some photo documentation of that and post that shite on the FB and tag the office.
Posted by HoustonTiger2008
Member since Feb 2015
631 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:31 am to
The funniest thing about your entire post is that you clock in at work.
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:32 am to
The list of Best Apples goes Honey Crisp, Ambrosia, Fuji, Gala, and Granny Smith. Farmers shouldn't even grow Yellow or Red Delicious apples anymore. Their names are lies!

BTW, anyone else try the Grapples? Grape scented apples. They taste like a normal apple to me, but you can smell the grape on them.
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 10:53 am
Posted by Isabelle
Member since Jul 2012
2726 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:39 am to
Cheetos dust? Don't you know you are spouses to eat them with a toothpick so there's no evidence?
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 11:37 am to
quote:

I didn't notice in the OP where you said you grabbed an apple.



my bad, ive been in a meeting. And no i didnt grab an apple, i dont eat anything these people bring. I dont know where their hands have been. I pack my lunch every day and it consist of the same thing. Baked chicken breast, apple slices, and blueberries and blackberries. Now im not putting down on everyone who eats a doughnut, hell i love doughnuts! But it was just pretty funny they rush in daily and tear up the sweets but have left the fruit on the counter for a week.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 11:38 am to
quote:

quote:
i come to clock in



This a figure of speech or you actually have to clock in?


nope we actually have to. everyone from housekeeping to directors getting paid salary have to clock in. State requirement
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
7994 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

The list of Best Apples goes...


Find a Piñata apple, then redo your list.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22114 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:16 pm to
You want to know what's really funny? The more successful you become, the more you get to pay for those people's healthcare bill.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26549 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:19 pm to
Why haven't you eaten any of the apples, fatass?
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

Why haven't you eaten any of the apples, fatass?



already said, i bring my own food i dont like eating other peoples food or stuff people has touched on
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