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re: Funniest saying you've heard.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 3:51 pm to jvilletiger25
Posted on 4/7/14 at 3:51 pm to jvilletiger25
quote:
He's tougher than a $2 steak.
Love that one.
"I'm as nervous as a whore in church"
"Fatty and skinny went to bed, fatty rolled over and skinny was dead"
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:06 pm to Lakeboy7
The vet charged me $2000 because my dog ate sock 
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:16 pm to Steamy Ray
-you can never have too much gasoline unless you're on fire
-Three things that can't help you: runway behind you, altitude above you and fuel left in the truck
-Three things that can't help you: runway behind you, altitude above you and fuel left in the truck
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:18 pm to Akit1
It's hotter than two chicks fricking
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:28 pm to notslim99
"She's got the kind of legs I like: 10 toes on the bottom, pussy on top."
From my dad hahaha
From my dad hahaha
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:31 pm to tidalmouse
quote:
fricked up as a Football Bat.
quote:
So horny I could frick a fistful of worms.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:32 pm to guedeaux
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:02 pm to cas4t
Runs on the smell of an oily rag
Dry as a dead dingoes donger
So hungry could eat the arse out of a low flying duck
Mad as a cut snake
Dry as a dead dingoes donger
So hungry could eat the arse out of a low flying duck
Mad as a cut snake
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:12 pm to Alabamya
Describing a confused look:
"He gave me a look like a cow staring at a new gate."
"He gave me a look like a cow staring at a new gate."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:36 pm to MountainTiger
happy as a punk with 2 assholes
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:42 pm to beulahland
A guy in high school, "you black guys might have length, but I can pound holes in sheetrock with mine."
That bitch looks like she tripped, fell, and landed in a sea of dicks.
You got them DSLs?
FAT PENGUIN! what? Sorry I was breaking the ice.
Millions of kids have died because of that bitch's mouth.
She's wobbling like a plank road crack whore...
That bitch looks like she tripped, fell, and landed in a sea of dicks.
You got them DSLs?
FAT PENGUIN! what? Sorry I was breaking the ice.
Millions of kids have died because of that bitch's mouth.
She's wobbling like a plank road crack whore...
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:44 pm to SuzukiGoat
Lets make like a lesbian and blow this hole
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:45 pm to Topisawtiger
My buddy once said about a place he hated
"If you cut off my balls and sent em there I wouldn't go to pick me up"
"If you cut off my balls and sent em there I wouldn't go to pick me up"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:30 pm to Hester Carries
There was a similar saying earlier, but when you see a women with a nice arse...
"I'd drag my balls through five miles of rusty nails and broken class just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie."
"I'd drag my balls through five miles of rusty nails and broken class just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:40 pm to notslim99
Catch that and paint it blue.
When taking about a fart
When taking about a fart
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:42 pm to notslim99
I heard a drunk guy in New Orleans he was as:
fricked up as a "n words" checkbook!
Racist but pretty funny
fricked up as a "n words" checkbook!
Racist but pretty funny
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:46 pm to BamaScoop
One of my friend's dad walked in on him and a buddy playing World of Warcraft
"y'all bumpin peter heads in here?"
Also if someone is blazed out of their mind, they're "higher than bird pussy"
"y'all bumpin peter heads in here?"
Also if someone is blazed out of their mind, they're "higher than bird pussy"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:49 pm to James Woods
quote:
There was a similar saying earlier, but when you see a women with a nice arse...
"I'd drag my balls through five miles of rusty nails and broken class just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie."
"I'd walk cross-country with 45-lb weights hooked to my balls just to take her out to a nice seafood dinner over skype on dial-up."
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:54 pm to weedGOKU666
quote:
"y'all bumpin peter heads in here?"
For some reason this made me laugh the hardest
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:55 pm to Lakeboy7
Shrek is love Shrek is life
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