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re: Flight attendant humor.

Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:02 pm to
I probably would have guffawed, not because it's a brilliantly crafted joke but it would have caught me completely off guard.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33462 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:04 pm to
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I wish the air waitresses would just STFU.

Nothing is as grating on the soul as a 5:45 AM flight with a mouthy, perky count rag of a stewardess who feels like she needs to be entertaining during the safety brief.


For some reason, you are getting down votes on this......but I am with you 100000%. Yes, flight attendant bitch, STFU. Just because your gig as a stand-up comic failed doesn't mean you need to subject me to your routine while I am trying to relax for the flight.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58573 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

CSB- I'm sitting on a plane. Really hot flight attendant


So you're still on the plane?

Why havent you posted a pic of this stewardess then?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120227 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:06 pm to
There is no stewardess.
Posted by Tiger Roux
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
4936 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:12 pm to
nice story, but why even mention the gay guy ?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

I'd have laughed, but he is lucky he was not thrown off the plane.


At cruising altitude during drink service? That doesn't sound very safe.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18048 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:16 pm to
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but why even mention the gay guy ?


Did he say it or was he the other flight attendant? I'm confused as well..
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28705 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:24 pm to
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quote:

I'd have laughed, but he is lucky he was not thrown off the plane.
At cruising altitude during drink service? That doesn't sound very safe.
That's what he said, he was lucky.
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:29 pm to
southwest air flight right?
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:01 pm to
They have flight attendants that look like that in the continental US? What airlines sir? What airlines?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:02 pm to
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Here. She makes a fine vodka tonic too.



meh, and the line wasn't really humorous
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:04 pm to
Now this thread delivers.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28705 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:04 pm to
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She makes a fine vodka tonic too.
Probably a splash of bath water in it.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37731 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:05 pm to
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:07 pm to
Story is amusing, but the lack of pics of the hot flight attendant detracts from its quality.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58573 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:07 pm to
Nice.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113936 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:09 pm to
Dude sounds like a douche.. I bet he never gets girls because his pickup lines suck.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77950 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 3:15 pm to
I'm going to need a picture of her holding a sign that says "LSUballs" somewhere on it.
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