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Flight attendant humor.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:47 pm
CSB- I'm sitting on a plane. Really hot flight attendant and of course a gay dude. Anyway hot chick says to dude behind me "can I get you something to drink sir"? Dude says "uh, your bath water". I lost my shite. Blue haireds looking at me like I'm crazy. Flight attendant laughs it off. Good times..
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Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:48 pm to LSUballs
I'd have laughed too
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:49 pm to LSUballs
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Really hot flight attendant and of course a gay dude.
The hot ones are always gay.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:49 pm to LSUballs
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:49 pm to thegreatboudini
It was pretty hilarious. No one else laughed but me so I figured I'd tell the internet.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:49 pm to LSUballs
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Really hot flight attendant and of course a gay dude. Anyway hot chick says to dude behind me
Sounds like an opening line to an awful joke.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:49 pm to LSUballs
Pics of hot chick? Story seems fake without.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:50 pm to LSUballs
did you high five the dude?
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:50 pm to LSUballs
That's a bold strategy, cotton
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:50 pm to LSUballs
I wish the air waitresses would just STFU.
Nothing is as grating on the soul as a 5:45 AM flight with a mouthy, perky count rag of a stewardess who feels like she needs to be entertaining during the safety brief.
Nothing is as grating on the soul as a 5:45 AM flight with a mouthy, perky count rag of a stewardess who feels like she needs to be entertaining during the safety brief.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:51 pm to Chad504boy
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did you high five the dude?
No but I'm going to when we land
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:54 pm to Prosecuted Collins
quote:
Nothing is as grating on the soul as a 5:45 AM flight with a mouthy, perky count rag of a stewardess who feels like she needs to be entertaining during the safety brief.
I agree but that's not the point of the thread. Read the first post before spouting off your prefabricated hate, you illiterate piece of shite.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:54 pm to LSUballs
quote:
It was pretty hilarious.
Not really. It's pretty obnoxious. fricking chode.
By the way, the way you drafted your OP makes it sound like the hot flight attendant is the gay guy.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:56 pm to Mo Jeaux
K.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:56 pm to LSUballs
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K.
It's cool. I have nothing against gay people. Carry on.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 1:57 pm to LSUballs
I'd have laughed, but he is lucky he was not thrown off the plane. I think it was worse but I remember reading about a passenger thrown off a plane recently for making suggestive comments to the flight attendant.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:00 pm to LSUballs
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No but I'm going to when we land
subtle brag about in-flight wifi purchase?
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:00 pm to vistajay
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I'd have laughed
Why? And I'm no SJW looking to take offense at the drop of a hat, but what's funny about it? Do you really think a "line" like that works?
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:01 pm to vistajay
She had been joking around with people. The mood was light. Dude pulled it in an appropriate manner. It was great.
Posted on 11/1/16 at 2:02 pm to LSUballs
My best airport moment....and it fits perfectly with the theme of my avatar and sig quote.
I was in line on the jetway to enter the plane. Pretty long line and it wasn't moving...probably about 10 people in front of me and 10 or so behind.
There was a flight attendant stationed right at the entrance to the plane. She answered a phone that was either connected to the jetway or the plane, I'm not sure. Anyways, it was fairly quiet and I could hear the flight attendant very clearly say into the phone "the jetway....what is it??"
I couldn't let this softball just pass through the strike zone without swinging as hard as I could. I said loudly enough for everyone to hear "It's the place where the passengers wait to board the plane, but that's not important right now......".
I got about 20 confused looks and some awkward silence....but one guy about 5 places behind me in line got the reference and laughed his arse off. I was hoping to bat better than 1 for 20, but as long as the one dude appreciated it I was happy.
CSB.
I was in line on the jetway to enter the plane. Pretty long line and it wasn't moving...probably about 10 people in front of me and 10 or so behind.
There was a flight attendant stationed right at the entrance to the plane. She answered a phone that was either connected to the jetway or the plane, I'm not sure. Anyways, it was fairly quiet and I could hear the flight attendant very clearly say into the phone "the jetway....what is it??"
I couldn't let this softball just pass through the strike zone without swinging as hard as I could. I said loudly enough for everyone to hear "It's the place where the passengers wait to board the plane, but that's not important right now......".
I got about 20 confused looks and some awkward silence....but one guy about 5 places behind me in line got the reference and laughed his arse off. I was hoping to bat better than 1 for 20, but as long as the one dude appreciated it I was happy.
CSB.
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