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Posted on 11/1/16 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17131 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Here. She makes a fine vodka tonic too.


Went back to page 1 and upvoted. You deserve it sir
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:55 pm to
Hot young flight attendant on my American flight right now. Long dark hair, thin, round butt.

It is dark, I'd have to use a flash to get a pic...

Here she comes with drinks...
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6988 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

I couldn't let this softball just pass through the strike zone without swinging as hard as I could. I said loudly enough for everyone to hear "It's the place where the passengers wait to board the plane, but that's not important right now


Airplane - one of my all time funniest movies of all time.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48836 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

the plane. I think it was worse but I remember reading about a passenger thrown off a plane recently for making suggestive comments to the flight attendant.


I flew into San Jose a couple weeks ago and the pilot came in hot, slammed into the runway and bounced like a taco wagon all the way down. shite flying everywhere.

He was standing at the door saying goodbye and I said "did we land or were we shot down?"

He said " I can call security for a comment like that." To which I responded as I walked away " maybe, but I'd be willing to bet you broke the phone when we slammed into earth."

He was pissed. I moved to baggage claim rather quickly.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18748 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

I fly about once a month and I can't remember the last time I saw an attractive flight attendant.


Saw some cute British gals on Virgin Atlantic. Richard Branson makes them wear tight red skirts with big red heels.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46404 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by Thomas crown
Member since Feb 2013
20 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Hot young flight attendant on my American flight right now. Long dark hair, thin, round butt.

It is dark, I'd have to use a flash to get a pic...

Here she comes with drinks...


Cool story bro
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
11380 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:45 pm to
777Tiger, please tell me you don't fly for British Airways!

LINK
This post was edited on 11/1/16 at 8:50 pm
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21120 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

subtle brag about in-flight wifi purchase?


Um, is that something to brag about?

It costs like $8 or something.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8760 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:09 pm to
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It's cool. I have nothing against gay people. Carry on.


Sure you don't.

You're somewhere in the T10 of the worst OT boarders. Kill yourself, tbqh.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18266 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:29 pm to
Did the pic get deleted?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120229 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 10:09 pm to
Damn i missed it
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20008 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 11:17 pm to
Plz send pics to TDhardleg at gmail thx
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11656 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 7:26 am to
That's funny
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 7:30 am to
OK which OTer was it? Fess up
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 7:31 am to
quote:

that's not the point of the thread. Read the first post before spouting off your prefabricated hate, you illiterate piece of shite.


LucasP went IN on this fool
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29375 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 8:56 am to
One time on a flight to Vegas, a male flight attendant did a spot on Elvis impersonation including a rendition of the first verse and chorus of Heartbreak Hotel. I have to admit it was pretty impressive.
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