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re: First U.S."weiner" transplant completed

Posted on 5/16/16 at 9:04 am to
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25522 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 9:04 am to
I'm just glad this was done for a good reason and not some transgender bullshite.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 9:13 am to
Posted by TigerRob20
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
3732 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 9:38 am to
quote:

For now, he said, the transplants will be limited to cancer and trauma patients, and will not be offered to transgender people.


Here come the SJWs

This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 9:39 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65591 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 9:52 am to
shite, this is one more thing I have to worry about.

Instead of coming to in a hotel in Malaysia in a ice bath with my kidneys removed, now the Penis Harvesters will be coming for my cock.

Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16185 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 10:13 am to
I guess there is hope that one day I'll have a big ole shlong!
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 10:37 am to
quote:

shite, this is one more thing I have to worry about.

Instead of coming to in a hotel in Malaysia in a ice bath with my kidneys removed, now the Penis Harvesters will be coming for my cock.

Malaysia is probably the only place in the world where anyone would want your cock.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20709 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Penis Harvesters will be coming for my cock.


The One time that I wished my cock was smaller. The bigger the dick the higher on the list you'll be for the harvesters.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 11:08 am to
Trannies everywhere rejoice
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68111 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 11:46 am to
I wonder how many on the transplant list will take a pass on anything less than 7 inches.

How odd would it be to look down and see a different penis on you? Does you wife getting more excited about it becomes annoying? Does she jumped right on it take it slow because it's the strange?
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 11:48 am to
Never has there been a more appropriate time for straight grown man to want to see a man's penis without it being the slightest bit gay.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 11:53 am to
A fat 64 year old having sex with a dead man's dong.



That's hot.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 12:18 pm to
They get this down to a routine procedure, then some 18 year old stud muffin out there is in a lot of trouble. Find one well hung, have someone conk that sonofabitch upside the head and drag his arse into the OR as a donor. To show him I'm not totally heartless, in exchange for his they can give him mine.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT???
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

I would think he would look a little happier


I mean he does have to hold another dudes dick ever time he has to piss.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 12:21 pm to
quote:


, he's 64. "Sexual function possible in weeks to months" can be said about every 64-year old male.




Upvote for you.

Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 12:29 pm to
Addadictome.
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