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First U.S."weiner" transplant completed

Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:27 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:27 am
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BOSTON -- A Boston hospital says a cancer patient has received the first penis transplant in the United States.

Massachusetts General Hospital has confirmed that Thomas Manning of Halifax, Massachusetts, received the transplanted penis in a 15-hour procedure last week. The organ was transplanted from a deceased donor.

Dr. Curtis Cetrulo, who helped lead the surgical team, tells the newspaper that normal urination should be possible for the 64-year-old Manning in a few weeks, with sexual function possible in weeks to months.


Posted by Navajo61490
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:29 am to
I would think he would look a little happier
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:29 am to
I wonder if they gave him a big ol hog leg.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38420 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:29 am to
Does this mean I can now fit Buick parts on my Ford?
This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 7:31 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123803 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:29 am to
Too bad the donor was Chinese.



RIP Mr. Wang Long Gon
This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 9:45 am
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:30 am to
That's the perfect "I just got a new dick" picture.
Posted by Hot Carl
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58862 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:36 am to
Matthew Perry is looking rough these days
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17130 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:39 am to
If he jacks off in the future is he gay for choking someone else's pipe?
Posted by Floating Change Up
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:46 am to
How does this fit in the ole, "Eskimo brother" equation.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33802 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:07 am to
Please let me find out he went with a BBC. It would make this the story of the year.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
19997 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:09 am to
Did he get a John Holmes type Weiner or something a bit smaller? Hmmmmmmm.....
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84582 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:14 am to
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64-year-old Manning
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sexual function possible in weeks to months.


, he's 64. "Sexual function possible in weeks to months" can be said about every 64-year old male.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:15 am to
How much to get Mandingos dong bolted on?
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3744 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:19 am to
If I were him, I would tell every chick that it took an hour for every inch.
Posted by tidalmouse
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Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:20 am to
A Nurse is probably massaging the hog they attached to him.

I'm an organ donor but I don't think they'll keep my Dick.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27312 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:26 am to
Can they color match?

Mine's considerably darker than the rest of me. Don't want anything bigger though as I like the ease of parking a compact allows.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27312 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:27 am to
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This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 8:28 am
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:30 am to
The first person that can truly say "I wouldn't fvck her with your dick".
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:32 am to
What a time to be alive.
This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 8:33 am
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:33 am to
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I'm an organ donor but I don't think they'll keep my Dick

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tidalmouse


You are probably correct, unless an Asian needs one.
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