re: ever witness a real life Epic Melt on the work place?

Was the preppy dude nicknamed nard dog?

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My LPO caught him washing his dick in the sink

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WTF

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Was the preppy dude nicknamed nard dog?

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You know, now that you mention it, he was always asking people to call him that.

Guy definitely had an anger management issue, and that was apparent well before the car incident. A couple years earlier he punched a hole in the office wall when he couldn't find his phone. He was convinced someone was hiding it from him

Yeah, as a matter of fact he did. Actually, he left the company a few years back and now he's beet farming full time these days.

Man those were some crazy times, I wish there was some way all those work-place antics could have been documented and displayed for public viewing.

Pretty sure the beet farmer is a detective now and everyone else at your office isn't working anymore.

He may have only been a second or third class. I can't remember.

Are you a bubblehead?

A coworker came into my office a while back to let me knowshe would be out for a couple of months due to personal matters. She was talking to me about taking over a project when the bat shite crazy guy, who is a friend, in the office across the hall made a light hearted comment. The two already disliked one another so this just topped it all off for her. She slammed my door, he said what the frick is your problem you crazy bitch, she walked into his office and proceeded to melt like a got damn ice cube in a frying pan. He asked again what the frick her problem was, again with the crazy bitch added. She slammed a few doors called him every name in the book. He took it like a boss and proceeded along like nothing happened after it was over.
In the end people lost their jobs and I ended up having to give a statement and sign some forms.

I saw a guy go Hacksaw Jim Duggan on a large wall mounted bookshelf. Took him a few chops to fell it.

I was working for a law firm as a file clerk while I was in undergrad. I learned that we were hiring a paralegal that had been let go several years earlier for drinking on the job. Fast Forward a few months later when the lady came in excited about closing on a new home. she left for the closing mid morning and we had a phone call from the sheriff a few hours later. She had been found completely incoherent, lying on the corner outside our building with no shoes. Not sure what caused the meltdown but it was the first I've seen.