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re: Dumbest thing your gf/wife has said

Posted on 9/2/18 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by MotorBoater
Hammond
Member since Sep 2010
1677 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Asked the Ex which way was north one day as we were enjoying the sunset. She pointed up in the air.
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My wife does the exact same thing.
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 6:00 pm
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10050 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 6:03 pm to
Feeding dogs people food causes heart worms
Posted by MotorBoater
Hammond
Member since Sep 2010
1677 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 6:15 pm to
My wife looks at an older F-250 truck that had dual gas tanks and of course has two fuel doors on the bed. My wife says “why does that truck have two fuel tank doors?” Her friend without missing a beat says “Duh, one is for gas and one is for diesel!”
Posted by Das_Wanda_kid
Member since Apr 2017
438 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 8:31 pm to
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If this was true they'd have the same fuel economy.



I don’t think you get it
Posted by Das_Wanda_kid
Member since Apr 2017
438 posts
Posted on 9/2/18 at 9:26 pm to
We are watching the game and my mother in law just asked why they were throwing bananas on the field.

It was flags from a pass interference call.
Posted by 32footsteps
Member since Oct 2017
280 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 3:55 am to
I doubt that this is exclusive to my wife....pretty sure everyone’s wife/gf does this...

My wife can run out of gas, forget to check on something she’s baking and burn the hell out of it, or any other thing that causes a head shaking inconvenience and I’m supposed to laugh about it....but she reminds me nonstop about the time a year and a half ago I didn’t replace an empty roll of toilet paper with a full one.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15851 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:34 am to
Your wife is dumb as shite. How could you be married to someone that stupid? And it seems like you are proud of that.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
7701 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

“what’s in the inside of a French fry”


This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14897 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 3:34 pm to
...yesterday as we’re passing a place called “The Berry Patch” with a pond at the front of the property

Her: I bet they have cranberries there!
Me: Yea, why is that?
Her: Well cranberries grow underwater and they had a huge pond!
Me: wait what?

Apparently she watched a show that described how they flood the bogs to make it easier to harvest the cranberries when they are ripe
This post was edited on 9/3/18 at 3:35 pm
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2658 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 3:44 pm to
Tigerdroppings will turn your brain to mush.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47531 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

The U.S. Open. Is that one in the United States?”

Me eyes WIDE open

“The U.S. Open??? Yeaaaaa.”


Oh yeaa? Where's the Americas Cup held?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72170 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

REGARDING EATING TOO MUCH ICE CREAM
Wife - "Can you turn the air on please? I've got the cream sweats!"
quote:

PREFERENCE OF TOILET PAPER
Me - "What type of Charmin toilet paper do you want?"
Wife - "Whatever makes my butt dry!!"



This thread is amazing.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 4:07 pm to
Is your wife home?
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11877 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Americas Cup held?
Prerty sure it is at the local yacht club of the current champion.
In this current case, Royal New Zealand Yacht Squadron.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 6:13 pm to
Passing by Chili's she asks "Why do they have a red jalapeno on the Chili's sign? "
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