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re: Dumbest thing your gf/wife has said
Posted on 9/1/18 at 1:01 pm to forever lsu30
Posted on 9/1/18 at 1:01 pm to forever lsu30
Damn y'all married some retards.
What do y'all actually talk about?
I would have a hard time communicating with someone so stupid.
What do y'all actually talk about?
I would have a hard time communicating with someone so stupid.
This post was edited on 9/1/18 at 1:06 pm
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Posted on 9/1/18 at 1:25 pm to ourkansastigah
Once had an ex ask me if chocolate milk came from brown cows.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 1:42 pm to ourkansastigah
Me and a buddy was smoking weed in a hotel bathroom a few years ago with the vent on. His girlfriend came in and said to turn the vent off because it goes into the hallway and people would be able to smell it. He looked at her and said, “wait, you think the bathroom shitter’s vent goes into the hotel hallway”? She said yes and we both busted out laughing.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 1:44 pm to ourkansastigah
Told me Disney World commercials were full of shite and Disney World was a tiny little theme park that you could see in an afternoon and that there weren't even Disney characters. Turns out her mom had taken her to some shitty local amusement park in Indiana and told her it was Disney World.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 1:45 pm to northshorebamaman
"The French Open...is that in France?"
Literally about 15 minutes ago.
Literally about 15 minutes ago.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 1:47 pm to ourkansastigah
I was driving my ex girlfriend's car one time and she told me to push the "reset axle" button, referring to the resume/accelerate
Posted on 9/1/18 at 1:51 pm to Bustedsack
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It's so deep
Thread.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 2:01 pm to reo45
Why when a woman starts a story, every detail and then some are coming. Pissed the wife off big time last week stopping her from one of those stories. Flat out told her I don't need a painting done to tell me something. 
Posted on 9/1/18 at 2:14 pm to okietiger
Most of this is not worth keeping notes about. You seem like a dick.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 2:14 pm to BUCKMSTR7399
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I don't know why you always want milk, half the time it sits in the fridge until it collaborates
Posted on 9/1/18 at 3:16 pm to Kcrad
I got two pretty good ones from my college ex. She was an absolute space cadet (as you’ll see), but holy hell was she a stunner and down for anything. Each questions by her:
First one
Her: If we’re made of over 60% water, how come people can catch on fire? Why wouldn’t we just put it out?
Second one
Her: How did we land on the moon if it’s just the reflection of the sun?
Me: What?
Her: Since its a reflection of the sun and not actually real, how did we land there?
First one
Her: If we’re made of over 60% water, how come people can catch on fire? Why wouldn’t we just put it out?
Second one
Her: How did we land on the moon if it’s just the reflection of the sun?
Me: What?
Her: Since its a reflection of the sun and not actually real, how did we land there?
Posted on 9/1/18 at 4:25 pm to ourkansastigah
My wife thought Microtel is a hotel for midgets.
Also, today is her birthday. She threw out almost a full gallon of milk this morning. I asked wtf she was doing. She said "it expired on the 4th!" I asked her if her birthday was on September 1st or September 4th.
Also, today is her birthday. She threw out almost a full gallon of milk this morning. I asked wtf she was doing. She said "it expired on the 4th!" I asked her if her birthday was on September 1st or September 4th.
This post was edited on 9/1/18 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 9/1/18 at 4:29 pm to ourkansastigah
Former girlfriend said I should get my haircuts timed with the lunar cycle the same way farmers plant according to them.
She has an Ivy League MBA and still capable of saying stupid shite.
She has an Ivy League MBA and still capable of saying stupid shite.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 4:33 pm to ourkansastigah
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Just argued with mine over her saying 60mph was faster in my truck than her car b/c mine is V8 vs her V6
Depends on if the tailgate is down.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 4:36 pm to Adam4848
My brother said
She acts like is a genius, when in reality he is a alcoholic that can’t live on his own
She acts like is a genius, when in reality he is a alcoholic that can’t live on his own
Posted on 9/1/18 at 4:38 pm to flyAU
Friend: "he's a 3 beer queer"
Me: "more like a 2 beer queer"
Her: "but 2 doesn't rhyme with queer"
Me: "more like a 2 beer queer"
Her: "but 2 doesn't rhyme with queer"
Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:01 pm to ourkansastigah
While watching a football game in CA that was being played in FL.
Me: i need them to score here. It’s so close to the spread.
Her: if you really want to know the final score, just call my dad.
Me: what are you talking about?
Her: well we’re 3 hours behind that game being played, isn’t it already done?
Me: um...go on? (Now goading her into finishing this gem)
Her: well they are already finished that game because they are 3 hours ahed of us and my dad can tell you the score.
Me: wait, what?!? Do you think we went back in time or something?
I still laugh at this conversation tot his day
Me: i need them to score here. It’s so close to the spread.
Her: if you really want to know the final score, just call my dad.
Me: what are you talking about?
Her: well we’re 3 hours behind that game being played, isn’t it already done?
Me: um...go on? (Now goading her into finishing this gem)
Her: well they are already finished that game because they are 3 hours ahed of us and my dad can tell you the score.
Me: wait, what?!? Do you think we went back in time or something?
I still laugh at this conversation tot his day
Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:04 pm to BoogaBear
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Friend: "he's a 3 beer queer" Me: "more like a 2 beer queer" Her: "but 2 doesn't rhyme with queer"
Y’all have me sincerely worried about these people.
This post was edited on 9/1/18 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:05 pm to Lawyered
Kind of happens once they drop a kid or two. It's like they slip down to a two year old level.
Posted on 9/1/18 at 5:08 pm to ourkansastigah
Exhale
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