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Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:10 pm to Jackie Chan
quote:but jackie, he said sorority girls are the only hot ones. why would he want to put all that effort into some homely, average girl?
It's probably a good idea to do this with people other than just the sorority girls you speak of.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:10 pm to illuminatic
hell no dude
when I go to freds, they never talk to me. I just stare at them from a couple feet away, but I guess my alpha stare is just too much
so the answer is no
when I go to freds, they never talk to me. I just stare at them from a couple feet away, but I guess my alpha stare is just too much
so the answer is no
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:13 pm to jimbeam
quote:
I just stare at them from a couple feet away
When I do this, they immediately walk up to me, take their tops off and start sucking my Tiger d&*k.#AlphaLife
Am I doing it right?
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:13 pm to Ironbat31
All they care about is $$$, looks, car and potential. 99% of them after freshman year could care less which frat you're in. They just have a shitload of social events with fraternities so obviously that's the highest demographic hooking up with them. Oh...and you need a wingman. Otherwise no matter how cool, smart and handsome you are you will look like a creep unless you find some single chick at a tourist/business trip. Like you said, they travel in packs (all women do).
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:15 pm to jimbeam
quote:
when I go to freds, they never talk to me. I just stare at them from a couple feet away, but I guess my alpha stare is just too much
You must not be standing close enough. Try not to blink.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:16 pm to BruinsWoo
i married a triple legacy, and dated a few other sorority girls in college.
And I had hair down to my shoulders. Many of them are in the sorority b.c that is what their friends did. They will eventually recognize that frats might not offer them what they want in a man, and then you will be fine.
And I had hair down to my shoulders. Many of them are in the sorority b.c that is what their friends did. They will eventually recognize that frats might not offer them what they want in a man, and then you will be fine.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:19 pm to Ironbat31
OP, here is the deal.
You need to change you! When you come to love yourself, the girls will learn to love you too.
With that said, if you want a sorority girl, you need to amp up your cool factor.
1. Constantly talk about cocaine. Even if you don't do it, work it in to conversation.
2. Your dad is rich. No exceptions. I don't care if your old man is a manager at Whataburger. If they ask, he is loaded.
3. You are cool and you are tough. Smoke Parliament Cigarettes and talk about how everyone is a try hard homo except for you and your friends. Which leads me to #4
4. I know you don't have friends, but for the sake of tail, you have too many friends to count. When walking on campus with a girl, say hello to everyone and act like you know them. The girl won't know the goddamn difference, but she will think you are a fricking well liked dude.
5. Finally...Get a rumor spread around campus that you lick pussy like a Goddamned rabid dog. You've sent girls to the ER you lick it so good. If you want, I can help you spread this rumor. You will be the hit of the town.
Best of luck OP
You need to change you! When you come to love yourself, the girls will learn to love you too.
With that said, if you want a sorority girl, you need to amp up your cool factor.
1. Constantly talk about cocaine. Even if you don't do it, work it in to conversation.
2. Your dad is rich. No exceptions. I don't care if your old man is a manager at Whataburger. If they ask, he is loaded.
3. You are cool and you are tough. Smoke Parliament Cigarettes and talk about how everyone is a try hard homo except for you and your friends. Which leads me to #4
4. I know you don't have friends, but for the sake of tail, you have too many friends to count. When walking on campus with a girl, say hello to everyone and act like you know them. The girl won't know the goddamn difference, but she will think you are a fricking well liked dude.
5. Finally...Get a rumor spread around campus that you lick pussy like a Goddamned rabid dog. You've sent girls to the ER you lick it so good. If you want, I can help you spread this rumor. You will be the hit of the town.
Best of luck OP
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:21 pm to Spaulding Smails
quote:
OP, here is the deal.
You need to change you! When you come to love yourself, the girls will learn to love you too.
With that said, if you want a sorority girl, you need to amp up your cool factor.
1. Constantly talk about cocaine. Even if you don't do it, work it in to conversation.
2. Your dad is rich. No exceptions. I don't care if your old man is a manager at Whataburger. If they ask, he is loaded.
3. You are cool and you are tough. Smoke Parliament Cigarettes and talk about how everyone is a try hard homo except for you and your friends. Which leads me to #4
4. I know you don't have friends, but for the sake of tail, you have too many friends to count. When walking on campus with a girl, say hello to everyone and act like you know them. The girl won't know the goddamn difference, but she will think you are a fricking well liked dude.
5. Finally...Get a rumor spread around campus that you lick pussy like a Goddamned rabid dog. You've sent girls to the ER you lick it so good. If you want, I can help you spread this rumor. You will be the hit of the town.
Best of luck OP
The sad thing is, this would probably work
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:22 pm to Spaulding Smails
quote:
When walking on campus with a girl, say hello to everyone and act like you know them. The girl won't know the goddamn difference, but she will think you are a fricking well liked dude.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:22 pm to kingbob
if you had confidence doing it, yep
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:23 pm to jimbeam
quote:
if you had confidence doing it, yep
Tell dat ho yo daddy got mad acres of land. B&%ches love acres
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:25 pm to Ironbat31
Yup. I married one. And actually most of my buddies married sorority girls too.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:30 pm to Golfer
Can you? Yes
WIll you? No
Should've been in a fraternity
WIll you? No
Should've been in a fraternity
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:32 pm to Ironbat31
Do you wear cargo shorts and whatnot? because if so...
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:34 pm to Choirboy
quote:
Get ready to be called the B word
U DUM arse BONGO
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:37 pm to Buddy Garrity
quote:
Do you wear cargo shorts and whatnot? because if so...
If you really think this matters, you're mistaken. I once got a sorority girl's number while wearing cargo jorts (I wish I was joking). Ah, I was a young and foolish freshman once.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:46 pm to Golfer
quote:right, but take an honest look at yourself
Yup. I married one. And actually most of my buddies married sorority girls too.
Golfer...Coral Bay, St. John, USVI...regular money board poster...and i think i remember you pricing tahoes not that long ago
you're so frat, and you don't even realize it
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:49 pm to link
quote:
right, but take an honest look at yourself
I can't find my glasses...
Posted on 3/18/14 at 4:54 pm to LCA131
quote:
LCA131
Why do I get the feeling you know Dan Borne
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