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Burt Reynolds
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Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis

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A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000. Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.ghost The victim allegedly came to the self-styled “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun’s help to seduce her employer. Jianjun said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism. The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip naked. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love. Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can’t get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou. Meanwhile, another charlatan – this one in India – has offered a similar defence. “Godman” Asaram Bapu, 73, revered by millions across India for his sermons on “enlightenment”, has been charged with raping a 16-year-old schoolgirl at one of his ashrams in August. Bapu has denied the sexual assault allegations levelled by the teenage girl and her parents, all devotees of the guru. The elderly preacher also claimed he is physically incapable of rape but police say medical tests show him to be in good shape.


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doesn't matter, had sex


hg
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
That must have been a ghoully encounter.


ell_13
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
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That must have been a small demon.


Fat and Happy
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
This one is pretty comical.

I love the fact that the woman suddenly a day later realized that she was lied to


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LSUAlum2001
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
I wondering if she had cobwebs up in that bitch?

A tell-tale sign of a haunted cooch.


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Sir Drinksalot
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
Genius lol


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GaryMyMan
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?


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lsuwontonwrap
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
Genius


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TigersRuleTheEarth
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
Get pussy by any means necessary.

Seriously, I wonder what he was charged with. Would tricking a dumb bitch into fricking you constitute s crime?


ell_13
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
nvm. misread.
This post was edited on 9/13 at 6:19 pm


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brewhan davey
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Box Geauxrilla
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
I really don't understand why he got arrested. She willingly had sex with the dude.

You may say that he had sex with her under false pretenses. But what if he truly believed that would cure her? How is this any different from paying psychic hotlines and such?


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TheIndulger
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re: Chinese Paranormalist Arrested For Exorcising a ‘Haunted Vagina’ With His Penis
That was very Wong of him


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