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re: Bidet Baws
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:17 pm to jafari rastaman
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:17 pm to jafari rastaman
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Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room?
Just how far away do you think your a-hole is from the bidet? You're not aiming it from across the room like one of those carnival games
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:17 pm to RealDawg
Metamucil each day, no need to really wipe.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:22 pm to jafari rastaman
quote:
Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room
You obviously don't understand how they work.
On another sad note, I replaced my toilet and the damn new fancy toilet would not work my old bidet. So, I'm trying to find a bidet that will work on this toilet.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:22 pm to jafari rastaman
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I would hate to go into your bidet bathroom and shine a black light. That entire room would probably glow. It probably gets on the bottom of your feet and there would be an illuminated trail leading from your toilet to your kitchen.
What? Have you ever actually used a bidet?
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:26 pm to mmmmmbeeer
No, I’m just imagining after reading things like a “water pick for your arse” and “it will leave your arsehole minty fresh”. If it doesn’t splash shite all over the room, it is at least getting it on the handle and your wrist watch.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:29 pm to jafari rastaman
Dude, find a buddy that has one and try it out. It's MUCH more sanitary than wiping, not only for your a-hole but for the bathroom and your hands.
There's a nozzle that pops out that's like an inch or two from the a-hole, sprays a solid stream of water right at it, the water just falls back into the toilet. When you go to dry off with TP, it's just pure, clean water. Nothing splashes anywhere but on its intended target.
There's a nozzle that pops out that's like an inch or two from the a-hole, sprays a solid stream of water right at it, the water just falls back into the toilet. When you go to dry off with TP, it's just pure, clean water. Nothing splashes anywhere but on its intended target.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:35 pm to RealDawg
Yes.
If you haven’t used paper in a while it’s also an uncomfortable few days.
So I almost started thinking at the last hotel I was at, to get rid of it and go back to just paper so my arse isn’t hurting on trips.
If you haven’t used paper in a while it’s also an uncomfortable few days.
So I almost started thinking at the last hotel I was at, to get rid of it and go back to just paper so my arse isn’t hurting on trips.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:07 pm to Zarkinletch416
Tell me more.......about the bidet.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:19 pm to RealDawg
You know if you wet toilet paper then it is no longer a dry wipe...
Posted on 3/14/24 at 10:02 pm to RealDawg
The hotel 2nd shower struggle is real.
The idea of just smearing your shite unless the paper isn’t brown is so primative.
The idea of just smearing your shite unless the paper isn’t brown is so primative.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 10:12 pm to Buzz Lightbeer
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As a bonus they make your a-hole taste minty fresh.
Please stop tasting your arse.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 10:24 pm to 053wab
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Metamucil each day, no need to really wipe.
Been taking Psyllium Husk after dinner everyday since before the plandemic, works great. Cleans you out and very little wiping.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:43 pm to jafari rastaman
quote:You know you're supposed to use the bidet while you're still sitting on the toilet, right?
I’m just imagining after reading things like a “water pick for your arse” and “it will leave your arsehole minty fresh”. If it doesn’t splash shite all over the room, it is at least getting it on the handle and your wrist watch.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 12:17 am to RealDawg
Posted on 3/15/24 at 5:51 am to RealDawg
Just got one really like it. The only issue is how do you know when you're done?
Posted on 3/15/24 at 5:56 am to Buzz Lightbeer
Who uses just one wipe?
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:47 am to RealDawg
Well frick. Got some sort of food bug at an Irish Pub in Lancaster and spent the night having gorilla warfare with the toilet.
Never again will I at least travel without my dude wipes.
Never again will I at least travel without my dude wipes.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:59 am to jafari rastaman
quote:You're having trouble with this. There is no shite water getting on a wrist watch or handle (handle to what?); it sprays your butthole and the water drips down into the toilet. There's not a violent explosion of water that spreads human waste across the room and making a mess. It's an extremely simple, effective concept, but hey some people like having a mudbog for an arsehole, so go off.
If it doesn’t splash shite all over the room, it is at least getting it on the handle and your wrist watch.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:25 am to Buzz Lightbeer
quote:
I travel with these.
Me too, but I don't know what they make my arse taste like.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:27 am to jafari rastaman
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Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.
says the guy with shite still on his hands and arse.
Why would shite splash outside of the bidet? you have no idea how a bidet works do you?
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