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Bidet Baws
Posted on 3/14/24 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 3/14/24 at 5:42 pm
Ever sitting at the hotel taking a shite scrolling OT and reach for the bidet knob and it isn’t there? Then, upon realization you gotta dry wipe, start thinking about life without common amenities?
Appreciate the bidet thread years ago that has improved life greatly.
Appreciate the bidet thread years ago that has improved life greatly.
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 5:43 pm to RealDawg
Dry wiping sucks and is nothing more than smearing poo everywhere.
Bring wipes bro.
Bring wipes bro.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 5:44 pm to RealDawg
Having a bidet makes you realize just what savages Americans can be.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 5:46 pm to blueboxer1119
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Dry wiping sucks and is nothing more than smearing poo everywhere. Bring wipes bro.
I was gonna wet paper in the sink but my feet were asleep.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 5:51 pm to RealDawg
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I was gonna wet paper in the sink but my feet were asleep.
You're gonna be disappointed with the results and an arse full of dingleberries.
I've heard
Posted on 3/14/24 at 5:54 pm to RealDawg
Y’all love Joe so much you named your toilet after him
Posted on 3/14/24 at 5:54 pm to RealDawg
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Ever sitting at the hotel taking a shite scrolling OT and reach for the bidet knob and it isn’t there? Then, upon realization you gotta dry wipe, start thinking about life without common amenities?
Since you are at a hotel, couldn’t you just strip down and take a shower and let the shower head hit your dark area.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 6:04 pm to RealDawg
Go ahead and order a travel bidet from Amazon while you're thinking about it. I used to end up taking a shower because I never felt like I was cleaned enough when traveling without one.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 6:05 pm to RealDawg
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hotel taking a shite scrolling OT
Just go to target or Walmart and buy cheap wash rags and some soft soap.
Wash off your arse and toss the rags.
No way would I use a bidet in a hotel.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 6:15 pm to Tarps99
We should all control our dark areas unless we're into that...I prefer A handheld shower head 10k better even for largest darkies
Posted on 3/14/24 at 6:38 pm to RealDawg
Bidets are amazing. My bidet has helped me in my pursuit of a career as a tenor. Amazing what a swish of cold water from a bidet does for a groggy old body in the morning.
The Two Tenors and Tee Baab!!
*[rimshot]*
The Two Tenors and Tee Baab!!
*[rimshot]*
Posted on 3/14/24 at 6:45 pm to RealDawg
Thank me later.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 6:48 pm to Handsome Pete
Damn it’s like a water pick for your arse. That’s awesome
Posted on 3/14/24 at 6:53 pm to RealDawg
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Then, upon realization you gotta dry wipe, start thinking about life without common amenities?
Imagine going to the toilet after a night of Mexican or Thai food without a bidet.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 6:57 pm to RealDawg
Having it knock out that last stubborn little turd that would have your arse itching all day is so satisfying.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 7:59 pm to RealDawg
Nah, mine is a toto with remote control and seat/water warmers.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:02 pm to OU812ME2
This I gave an ot update on the travel bidets. I got two a self propelled one and an electric ones like the self propelled one better so far. Easier to control stream power.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:05 pm to RealDawg
I travel with these.
As a bonus they make your a-hole taste minty fresh.
As a bonus they make your a-hole taste minty fresh.
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:10 pm to RealDawg
If ever in Salzburg, I highly recommend the Villeroy and Bosch bidets of The Goldener Hirsch. See Thomas for vitamins (Their hotel brand sparkling) and Isabel at the front desk
Posted on 3/14/24 at 8:14 pm to RealDawg
Doesn’t that thing splash shitey water all over the room? I would hate to go into your bidet bathroom and shine a black light. That entire room would probably glow. It probably gets on the bottom of your feet and there would be an illuminated trail leading from your toilet to your kitchen.
Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.
Just wipe and wash your hands. It really isn’t that difficult.
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